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Tip #5- Wear clean fucking clothes when you go out in public especially around women...The food stain on your shirt usually doesn,t impress the ladies.......




Thanks for your advice, you fucking stud. I keep forgetting what a playa you are, keep reminding us in every thread. My shirt was clean until my cab driver almost got us both killed, causing coffee to splash upon my shirt(fucking cel phones). Sorry I didn't have time to pull over on a sunday and get it dry-cleaned; you know, priorities and whatnot. I was gonna remove it with Picassa before I posted but I'm such a bigshot photojournalist i figured i'd leave it in for authenticity, it impresses 'the ladies'...
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