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#375714 - 11/20/08 05:16 PM
Man ejaculated in female co-worker's water bottle
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Wyoming man twice befouled female co-worker's water bottle NOVEMBER 20, 2008 -- Meet Brandon Raz. The Wyoming municipal employee pleaded not guilty today to charges that he twice ejaculated in the water bottle of a female co-worker. Raz, 38, was charged this month with misdemeanor battery, stalking, and attempted battery counts after investigators matched his DNA with semen samples taken from the victim's water bottle. According to a Jackson Police Department affidavit, the woman told cops that her "personal water bottle" was first befouled in mid-September. After drinking from the bottle, which had been on her desk, "the water smelled and tasted as if it had been contaminated by seminal fluid." But the woman did not contact police until October 6, when she again believed that her water had been contaminated. On that morning, she "began to take a drink" and "smelled the contents and discovered once again that it smelled of what she believed to be semen." After preliminary tests matched Raz's DNA with samples taken from the woman's water bottle, he admitted to a detective that he masturbated and ejaculated "into the water bottle belonging to Jane Doe on two occasions," according to the police affidavit. Raz, a Town of Jackson worker, entered his not guilty plea this afternoon during an appearance in Circuit Court. Each of the misdemeanor counts carries a maximum penalty of six months in prison and a $750 fine.   Source: thesmokinggun.com
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#375715 - 11/20/08 06:10 PM
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Reminds me of 2 suite mates in college who jizzed off into a girl's shampoo bottle a few times. I guess she realized what was up when the stringy stuff appeared on her hair.  I swear it was not me.
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#375716 - 11/20/08 06:38 PM
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Wyoming man twice befouled female co-worker's water bottle
NOVEMBER 20, 2008 -- Meet Brandon Raz. The Wyoming municipal employee pleaded not guilty today to charges that he twice ejaculated in the water bottle of a female co-worker. Raz, 38, was charged this month with misdemeanor battery, stalking, and attempted battery counts after investigators matched his DNA with semen samples taken from the victim's water bottle. According to a Jackson Police Department affidavit, the woman told cops that her "personal water bottle" was first befouled in mid-September. After drinking from the bottle, which had been on her desk, "the water smelled and tasted as if it had been contaminated by seminal fluid." But the woman did not contact police until October 6, when she again believed that her water had been contaminated. On that morning, she "began to take a drink" and "smelled the contents and discovered once again that it smelled of what she believed to be semen." After preliminary tests matched Raz's DNA with samples taken from the woman's water bottle, he admitted to a detective that he masturbated and ejaculated "into the water bottle belonging to Jane Doe on two occasions," according to the police affidavit. Raz, a Town of Jackson worker, entered his not guilty plea this afternoon during an appearance in Circuit Court. Each of the misdemeanor counts carries a maximum penalty of six months in prison and a $750 fine.
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#375718 - 11/20/08 07:21 PM
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Whore lie.. and swallow.
Whores lies, true, except the guy admitted to doing it to detectives according to article. No doubt what makes this article fun is the fact she recognized the seminal scent and taste in the water like a bloodhound.. "heyyyyyy... I know that taste!".
It's amusing the lengths some guys go to with jizz for the sake of ego and fantasy presumably. Years ago there was a guy arrested for filling up a squirt gun with his own jizz, then squirting it on girls' faces out in public and snapping a pic before running off. Sick shit, but a tad hilarious as far as ingenuity.
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#375719 - 11/20/08 11:54 PM
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Why did this asshole admit it then plead not guilty? Or is this a sleazy lawyer trick to get off (pun not intended) on a technicality?
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#375720 - 11/21/08 03:43 AM
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^^ Good question, Dean. I was wondering about the same thing.
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#375721 - 11/21/08 06:41 AM
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I wonder if the chick was hot.
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#375725 - 11/21/08 12:32 PM
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^^ except doesn't that then victimize her twice? 
By the way someone told me they thought the squirt gun attacks I mentioned were an internet-born hoax - no, they weren't. Granted its old news now, but the guy was eventually caught: http://www.wpbf.com/news/291548/detail.html
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