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#375501 - 04/13/09 09:20 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Admit it, you just like it because you get to kill Africans.
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#375502 - 04/15/09 09:05 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
Jeff Steward Offline
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In this one, I believe they are Brazilian.
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#375503 - 04/15/09 09:14 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I haven't played an RE game in a long time. Is the whole thing now just wandering around and killing brown people?
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#375504 - 04/15/09 09:27 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
Jigaloo Offline
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In this one, I believe they are Brazilian.




Then you're doing the lords work by blowing them away.
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#375505 - 04/16/09 12:25 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
amapornfreak Offline
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 28
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Combat arms and WOW want to get RE 5

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#375506 - 04/16/09 06:07 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Quote:

Combat arms and WOW want to get RE 5





Don't bother, if you are playing WOW you won't have any time for any other games
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#375507 - 04/16/09 04:23 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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As far as I know there hasn't been a game involving good car combat since Carmageddon about 10 years ago.




I used to love that game. I don't really play video games anymore. I have GTA for PSP but haven't really played it.
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#375508 - 04/16/09 04:39 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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Is that a top-down view point game?

I didn't find the PSP controls comfortable but it is a really neat system.

I bought the new Chronicles of Riddick game yesterday (for PC)

The first one in 2004 was great. Don't let the movie/book franchise fool you. This was actually a good movie game.

I'm not very far in the second one and it is really good. All of my gripes with it are really minor.

Games are such a crap shoot because everyone likes different things and not all features are important for everyone.

I recommend the game. And with any game I have mentioned feel free to PM me if you think I could answer a question.
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#375509 - 04/16/09 04:56 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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I used to love that game. I don't really play video games anymore. I have GTA for PSP but haven't really played it.




Carmageddon was great. If you never had it you can probably get the expansion pack "the Splat Pack" via an abandonware site.

Carmageddon 2 was also quite good and only improved on the first.

The main reason I'm making this post is that if thinking of the game as kindled some nostalgic feelings in you and you go looking for a download. Stay the fuck away from "Carmageddon TDR2000". It might not be a bad game but the emphasis is on completing races rather than racking up points by crashing into stuff.

Just wanted to warn you because as soon as I saw my older post quoted it made me want to play the game.
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#375510 - 04/16/09 10:40 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Quote:

I just picked up Resident Evil 5 for my PS 3. Good shit and a must buy.




+1 Got it for Xbox 360 and it's a highly addictive experience. Need a second player though as the AI is sketchy.
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#375511 - 04/17/09 02:15 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Quote:

Anyone else playing GTA IV for PC?





I've got it on PS3 and found it quite dull to be honest.

Infact all I use my PS3 for these days is watching Blu-ray DVD's.


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#375512 - 04/18/09 04:41 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
nago Offline
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I need a new lcd to play. Can you recommend one ?

And when the hell is blizzard going to release some games ?

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#375513 - 04/18/09 07:35 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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I'm not familiar with the lcd genera, what's that about?
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#375514 - 04/18/09 07:49 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
Bill Hicks Offline
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I need a new lcd to play. Can you recommend one ?




Size and price range?

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#375515 - 04/18/09 07:51 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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@Bill: What kind of games is he trying to ask about? I'm totally confused.

EDIT: SOrry, I might be a bit dense are you talking about LCD computer screens? Don't get one if gaming is your thing, their refresh rate is pathetically slow for FPS style games.

At least I think that is what you might be asking about.


Edited by conquistador (04/18/09 07:53 PM)
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#375516 - 04/23/09 09:37 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Anybody with any first hand experience with Empire: Total War?

It only got 2 stars on Amazon? Sounds like it is still very buggy?
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#375517 - 04/29/09 04:03 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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Shoot-'em-up video games may be good for eyesight

RE Empire:
Reviews

The first one is simply titled "utterly broken" but the rest are rather mixed.

Gamefaqs is far and away my favorite site to check out games. I recommend a quick spin through the forum for whatever game you are thinking of.
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#375518 - 04/29/09 05:00 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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just got FEAR for x360, its pretty cool, kinda like Quake

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#375519 - 04/29/09 05:23 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I am pumped for the new UFC game that's coming out on the 19th. I got the demo last week and it seems pretty promising.

I am not a big fighting game fan, but this seems pretty awesome.

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#375520 - 04/29/09 09:17 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
Bill Hicks Offline
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Quote:

Gamefaqs is far and away my favorite site to check out games. I recommend a quick spin through the forum for whatever game you are thinking of.




Really? Gamefaqs? That's the worst gaming site on the internet if you're going by forum quality. The Penny Arcade forums are superior in every way.

Quote:

I am pumped for the new UFC game that's coming out on the 19th. I got the demo last week and it seems pretty promising.

I am not a big fighting game fan, but this seems pretty awesome.




The Dreamcast version was the best fighting game on any system till Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 came out.

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#375521 - 04/29/09 09:20 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Back when I played WOW all the guilds I played with that were doing raid content had officers and raid leaders that were members on Penny Arcade.
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#375522 - 04/30/09 04:14 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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@Bill Hicks: the reason I like gamefaqs is that it takes about 2 minutes of looking at their forums to tell whether I would like a game. Especially if it's a multiplayer game.

I totally agree that it's not the only gaming resource that one should consult it's just that with gamefaqs I can quickly get a feel for what all sorts of people get out of a game.

The absolute best site for reviews though is Zero Punctuation.

And don't forget The Angry Video Game Nerd.
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#375523 - 04/30/09 09:20 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
Bill Hicks Offline
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I guess, but I've found that gamefaqs is the absolute lowest common denominator when it comes to gaming. They're slightly better than NeoGAF, but that's not saying much.

And since you like Zero Punctuation and AVGN, I think there may be hope for you.

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#375524 - 05/01/09 06:59 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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The Dreamcast version was the best fighting game on any system till Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 came out.




Your feelings on Capcom vs. SNK 2?
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#375525 - 05/24/09 11:16 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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#375526 - 05/24/09 11:21 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:


Anybody with any first hand experience with Empire: Total War?

It only got 2 stars on Amazon? Sounds like it is still very buggy?




Wait another 6 months or so for the Total War modding community to fix the bugs and come up with a more enjoyable version.

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#375527 - 05/25/09 09:50 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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#375528 - 08/14/09 08:46 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Does anybody play chess online?

I'm not too good, but everybody tells me it is better to play real people than computer AI if you want to learn. The problem is that whenever I play people online, if they don't like the way things are going in the game, they'll just log off.

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#375529 - 08/19/09 09:09 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
Jeff Steward Offline
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Right now me and my girl have been playing Little Big Planet for the PS3. Its a really fun game.
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#375530 - 08/19/09 09:28 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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I've been playing PC games only:

The Witcher -- this is a terrific RPG. It's based on a series of Polish novels. It was released a few years ago then rereleased with the English dialog rerecorded so it actually makes sense now.

Also it is the only RPG I have ever played that has a fun and useful alchemy system. Potions come complete with bizarre side effects and you can coat the blades of your swords in poisonous grease. It's pretty cool.

Also there are characters who are whores. Pretty much everyone in the game is a total bastard so trying to maintain a positive moral bent is pointless. But it is open ended to the point that you can play it how ever you like.

In addition to swords there is fist fighting and you can get into drinking contests.

Anyway, it is a very well done RPG and I strongly recommend it.

Beware if you buy it in Canada you will have to email the makers for a serial number and they don't check their mail on weekends. Some kind of fuck up with having a manual in English and French I believe.

Demigod -- I hate RTS games but for some reason I like this one. It could use a few more game modes but it does what it is seems to be trying to do quite well. Also pretty much everyone online seems to suck (either that or I am innately really good) so don't feel intimidated about being a noob if you try playing it.

I have to stress one thing here. You can actually play as a character who is a gigantic walking castle. No shit. With archers firing from turrets on your body when you are walking around.

Seriously, get a load of this fucking thing.



There are 7 other characters but I've only had the game for a week.

Call of Duty 5: World at War -- This game is totally standard fare for the franchise. It really stands out in multiplayer co-op mode for me. And unlike say, Left4Dead where communication in your team is really important (as well as getting called a nigger and a faggot by teenagers) this game is nice because everyone already knows what is going on.

And no Davis, I do not play chess online. The only times I play chess I pretend to be really serious and set up the game then forfeit after the first few turns because spoiling someone's chess game is more fun than playing actual chess. I could probably get into it if I were in jail. I did however play lots of Battle Chess on my old Macintosh, partly because it was one of very few games I had and also because it was cool to see the rook come to life and smash fuckers.


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#375531 - 09/28/09 04:09 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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Anyone else play the Monkey Island games?

You'll enjoy this short piece shown on Argentinian news.

Warning about Grog abuse by teenagers.
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#375532 - 09/28/09 05:01 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I finally finished Far Cry 2 a couple of weeks ago after many starts and stops. I didn't like the ending much, but really liked the game.



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#375533 - 09/28/09 05:21 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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Man, I hated FC2. Too much repetitive terrain to cover doing too many repetitive missions.

Game was beautiful looking though.
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#375534 - 09/28/09 05:38 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Yeah, it was repetitive, but it was nice looking. I also thought that the enemies had reasonable AI, although I hated the rapid respawn. The solution for me was that I only played it in short bursts instead of prolonged sessions.
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#375535 - 09/29/09 11:23 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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#375536 - 09/30/09 12:25 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Man, I hated FC2. Too much repetitive terrain to cover doing too many repetitive missions.

Game was beautiful looking though.




What the fuck? reptitive terrain? are you nuts?

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#375537 - 09/30/09 08:20 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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Yup, forests and mountains are only interesting for so long.
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#375538 - 09/30/09 07:00 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I've had a PS3 for a little while now. It recently broke down and I sent it in to Sony to fix. Paid $150 to do instead of buying a new one for $299. Now I can't get the fucking thing to connect to the internet without freezing. And the fan is now so loud that I can't play movies without it becoming a distraction. Sony says since it is a different problem I'd have to pay a new fee to fix. So basically I should have just bought the new one.
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#375539 - 10/10/09 08:24 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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OK, what the FUCK is going on with video games????

After having a few days off work to kill, I decided to finally finish Fallout 3. It was the same suicide ending as the last game I finished (FarCry).

Whatever happened to happy endings?


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#375540 - 10/16/09 12:39 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Registered: 09/26/09
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anyone played Balloon Kid on Gameboy?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBTBnFBipB0

great game


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#375541 - 12/31/09 02:19 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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Games lately:

The Saboteur: I am having a blast with it. It has some GTA, some Mercenaries and some Godfather smoothed together. The atmosphere is fun, the guns are fun, your guy gets perks and improves. If you like the games I mentioned this will be fun for you.

Borderlands

At first I thought this was going to be Diablo style loot porn game but found myself enjoying it more and more as a pure shooter.

The co-op is fun as is the single player.

Serious Sam HD:
It's exactly what it is named. Still a great game, if they made any changer other than cosmetic ones I couldn't tell.

Mostly I do co-op games.

AI War is great space RTS and I hate RTS games. It is only single player or co-op versus 2 AI. No human VS.

Interesting strategy game, apparently is a labor of love for one guy who wrote the whole thing. Balanced very well.

Take a look, it's a bit difficult to explain it.

SWAT 4
Having a ton of fun with this, wish we had more players though.

It is well worth the $10.00 price tag for downloading it.

Check out a review. The game is called SWAT so I doubt I need to describe it

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#375542 - 03/14/10 05:53 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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If anybody on here plays MAG, look for the XPT clan.
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#375543 - 03/14/10 08:30 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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god of war 3

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#375544 - 03/15/10 07:35 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
redish Offline
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Battlefield Bad Company 2
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#375545 - 03/15/10 08:21 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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burbenog(frozen throne)..it is getting quite addictive

metal gear 4 on ps3...
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#375546 - 05/09/10 10:07 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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#375547 - 05/11/10 04:10 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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^ I saw that last week, but I already purchased the Penumbra series and the other games didn't sound too appealing to me.

Now they've hit $1 million in sales, though, and they're open sourcing most of the games! That is... highly unusual, and IMO very much worth supporting. Since the bundle has been extended for a week, I've pitched in.

http://games.slashdot.org/story/10/05/11/1932233/Indie-Pay-What-You-Want-Bundle-Reaches-1-Million

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#375548 - 05/11/10 04:42 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I already had 3/5 games as well but I shot 'em 5 bucks just to see the bunny combat game. I'm not disappointed.
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#375549 - 05/11/10 07:09 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I've bought two Xbox Live Indie Games this week: Beat Hazard and Breath of Death VII.

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#375550 - 05/11/10 09:56 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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^^^^
Holy shit. I just played the Beat Hazard demo. I don't think I have ever seen such a seizure inducing game.

By the way instead of using music it's fun to substitute your microphone (I play on PC). Your ship does more damage the more aggressively you scream!
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