my girlfriend and i are playing the new animal crossing, and it's kind of causing this strange friction in our relationship. she's super competitive, about animal crossing. she's obsessed with getting her house paid off before me and meeting all these goals she's set for herself. in animal crossing. all week she's been like, "did you catch a mole cricket yet?" "did you get a silver shovel? i got a silver shovel." i don't know what in the world she's talking about. it's fucking animal crossing. i just want to make my house look like a chess board, maybe do a little fishing. and hope bob or aziz moves into town, so we can hang out.