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#375551 - 05/11/10 10:22 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
MrBelvedere Offline
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I just bought a Wii so I could play Super Mario...so addictive! Now Ive got 4 consoles to collect dust.

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#375552 - 05/12/10 12:58 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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been playing a decent amount of gran turismo 4 these past few months.gonna buy a pagani zonda tonight.



also plan on doing some drifting with my hks s15 on the tsukuba wet circuit.

they shouldve had race queens in gt4.





never knew the koreans had them too

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#375553 - 05/12/10 03:17 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I already had 3/5 games as well but I shot 'em 5 bucks just to see the bunny combat game. I'm not disappointed.



Meh, for a game that was released in 2005, Lugaru looks worse than Quake 3. And the NPCs are wooden. Perhaps mods and/or engine updates might fix those deficiencies, but for now... I really don't like it.

I was pleasantly surprised by Aquaria, though. I wasn't expecting much, but it's fun. The game has elements from LOOM and Metroid, amongst others.

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#375554 - 05/12/10 03:21 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Does it kind of remind you of Ecco the dolphin on the SEGA?
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#375555 - 05/12/10 03:28 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I never played Ecco the Dolphin. Is it worth checking out?

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#375556 - 05/12/10 03:34 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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It's far more simplistic than Aquaria. I dunno, it's been ages since I played it. I brought it up because it has a similar aimless and aquatic feeling. I admit I haven't been playing with Aquaria much.


I have been playing Lead & Gold. Team based wild west themed shooter. Highly recommended.
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#375557 - 05/12/10 03:59 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Have a few days off and tired of travelling so I thought I'd get a new game to help waste some time.

After a few hours searching Amazon and surfing the net I couldn't find a single new game I was interested in playing. I decided to buy a new BBQ grill instead. Maybe I'm turning into an old man. I'm scared.
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#375558 - 05/12/10 04:18 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Really? Red Dead Redemption didn't do anything for you? Cos my nerd boner for that game nearly blots out the sun.

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#375559 - 05/12/10 04:27 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Really? Red Dead Redemption didn't do anything for you? Cos my nerd boner for that game nearly blots out the sun.




Actually I was interested, but it isn't out yet and wouldn't arrive until the day before I go back to work if I got it FedExe'd overnight.
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#375560 - 05/13/10 01:15 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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PLayed FF11 today again. Final Fantasy 11. I don't know how vid gamers are fat asses, because for me, time passes so fast I forget everything in reality like omg I'm hungry.
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#375561 - 05/13/10 07:51 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
frankie fatale Offline
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fuck was wrong with quake 3?



bought it back in 01 and loved.its so damn fun. never bothered playing it online cuz its all deathmatch anyway.havent played it in at least 4 years.think ill install it and have a go.



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#375562 - 05/13/10 12:23 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
Blink Offline
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Nothing was wrong with Quake 3. I played q3test and I purchased the game shortly after it was released. I never got into vanilla Q3, but I played and enjoyed several mods: Urban Terror, True Combat, and Western Quake 3.

I mentioned Q3 because I wouldn't expect a game that was released in 2005 (Lugaru) to look worse than one that came out in 1999 (Q3). I typically don't want to play 3D games with worse graphics than Q3-era tech unless they're particularly noteworthy (e.g. Drakan -- given a choice between a sword-wielding, dragon-riding girl and a bunny with a stick, which one would you choose? ). And Q3 [mods] can still look very nice with trilinear filtering, 16x AF, FSAA, etc.

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#375563 - 05/13/10 12:53 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I have an arcade machine. It's awful. I always meant to make a nice MAME cabinet from it.



Video Review

Survival Arts, by Tommy. They are the folks responsible for Guilty Gear and are kind of redeemed for that.



My machine adds insult to injury with it's controller scheme. Just look at it.



Also, it's in an old Taito cabinet so it probably began life as a far superior game.









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#375564 - 05/13/10 01:11 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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PLayed FF11 today again. Final Fantasy 11. I don't know how vid gamers are fat asses, because for me, time passes so fast I forget everything in reality like omg I'm hungry.




Because they don't eat or sleep for 20 hours, except for mountaindew or energy drinks, then when the eye strain and mental exhaustion is too much they eat a few pound of junk food before they pass out to get sleep in a sugar/fat/salt coma.
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#375565 - 05/13/10 02:11 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I have an arcade machine. It's awful. I always meant to make a nice MAME cabinet from it.



Video Review

Survival Arts, by Tommy. They are the folks responsible for Guilty Gear and are kind of redeemed for that.



My machine adds insult to injury with it's controller scheme. Just look at it.



Also, it's in an old Taito cabinet so it probably began life as a far superior game.












How old is that game?. I don't care if it's from the 70s they were way too pc with the fighters name. It should have been Kimbo1, Kimbo2, Kimbo3, vs Kunta1, Kunta2,Kunta3..etc..

Video game devolopers need to realize that niggers killing each other isn't real violence to the modern consumer and thus it doesn't need to be rated.It's like a mannequin massacre, who cares?.
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#375566 - 05/13/10 03:19 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Video game devolopers need to realize that niggers killing each other isn't real violence to the modern consumer and thus it doesn't need to be rated.It's like a mannequin massacre, who cares?




I'd use that as my sig but the Mia Rose quote and yours together are over the character limit.
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#375567 - 05/13/10 03:28 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I'm okay with that.... niggers, violence, mannequins, Mia. They know no bounds and thus rules or limits can't apply. It's slank ass physics and it can't be taught. Thankfully you and I are here to try and teach the fucken dumb ignorant that we call victims and Tony labels "users" otherwise. God bless us and JM Productions.
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#375568 - 05/13/10 03:28 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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#375569 - 05/13/10 03:43 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Conq... I like how they gave Hannah the reverse 69 attack. Kinda hot.. It looks like she eats ass to end her victim.
Tory Lane could be her in the movie.
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#375570 - 05/13/10 06:41 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I am playing Counter Strike for 2 weeks.

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#375571 - 05/13/10 06:49 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
Uncle Joe Offline
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Just instaled ilegal version of Counter Strike Source.

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#375572 - 05/15/10 06:38 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
Uncle Joe Offline
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just beat Half-Life 2

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#375573 - 05/16/10 11:02 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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just fuck off.
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#375574 - 05/24/10 07:23 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I'm getting back into Neverwinter Nights again to replay some excellent third-party modules.

After playing pen & paper D&D for the first time a while ago, I have a newfound appreciation for PC games that use the ruleset. This stuff is complicated and proceeds very slowly when it's done manually. There's a certain appeal to it, though.

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#375575 - 05/24/10 09:46 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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You can catch me on the Afterhours Latino server for the Counter Strike Source.

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#375576 - 05/27/10 11:52 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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If Jeff doesn't buy Super Mario Galaxy 2 he's a worse parent than Desi Foxx.
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#375577 - 05/27/10 12:22 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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I've been playing Space Rangers 2.

It's a space shooter/trader sim with RTS elements and text adventure elements. It's bizarre and really fun.

The last 2 missions I had were to successfully run a ski resort and trying to win a pizza making contest.

I have skipped over the RTS missions because I hate that kind of game so no comment on if it's any good.

Read some reviews because it's a bit hard to describe properly. I recommend it though.

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#375578 - 06/03/10 06:49 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
Blink Offline
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I'm playing a bit of Urban Terror between my NWN mod marathons. Amazingly, q3ut is alive and well after all these years.

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#375579 - 06/03/10 06:58 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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People still play counterstrike ^^^^ a few posts up.
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#375580 - 06/03/10 07:08 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I went ahead and got "Red Dead Redemption" but I've been too busy at work to give it much attention. My initial thoughts are that it is a very good video game.


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#375581 - 06/04/10 05:22 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
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RDR is fucking amazing.

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#375582 - 01/13/11 03:43 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Most recent purchases:

Silent Hunter 3: This is an elaborate submarine simulator. All of the subs are German. It's kind of a slow paced game but multiplayer is an absolute blast.

Silent Hunter Wolves of the Pacific (4): Same deal, controls are more complex and you get American subs.

If you like submarines and are up for a challenge I highly recommend this series.

Blazing Angels 2: Secret Missions of WWII: This is a flight simulator, you can control it more arcade style or more realistically using the cockpit. I just bought this today so I don't have much to say about it aside from I'm enjoying it.

Battlefield: Bad Company 2: I'm very impressed with the single player and suck terribly at the multiplayer. I say it's a good game but don't bother with the Vietnam expansion pack because it's just multiplayer maps.

Bloody Good Time: This is multiplayer only and was made by the team who made The Ship. If that means nothing to you I would skip this game, but it is a good deal at 5 bucks.

Mount and Blade:Warband: Totally awesome, I have nothing bad to say about this game. I never tried the single player but the multiplayer is amazing.

Star Wars: Jedi Knight Academy: Do you like star wars? You'll like this.

Torchlight: Very similar to diablo but better looking and somehow more charming. Kind of mindless but also fun.

Dark Messiah of Might and Magic: Fucking awesome. If the idea of a first person melee combat game appeals to you this is the game for you.

Precursors: Very Russian, am enjoying it so far but not really sure where it's headed.

Alpha Protocol: Despite having a broken sneaking system it was really fun to play an espionage themed RPG.

There is more but that's enough for now.




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#375583 - 01/13/11 04:03 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Most recent purchases:

Silent Hunter 3: This is an elaborate submarine simulator. All of the subs are German. It's kind of a slow paced game but multiplayer is an absolute blast.

Silent Hunter Wolves of the Pacific (4): Same deal, controls are more complex and you get American subs.

If you like submarines and are up for a challenge I highly recommend this series.





I totally agree. SH is great. I played SH3 for days.
Battlefield 2 was nice as well. I only play single-player, but sounds and graphics were excellent.

Recently, I played Gray Matter. Very nice adventure, excellent graphics and sound, great plot. Recommended.
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#375584 - 01/13/11 04:21 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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Free if you are ever up for some multiplayer SH 3 let me know. It probably doesn't surprise you that I don't know many people who like sub sims.
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#375585 - 01/13/11 07:22 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I'm pissed that they never released Fable 2 for the PC. At least they are coming to their senses for Fable 3.


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#375586 - 01/13/11 08:06 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I am a bit annoyed about that as well but fable was was pretty poorly ported to PC. I am running a good machine and my inventory still took way too long to load once I had amassed a few things.
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#375587 - 02/01/11 05:51 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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#375588 - 02/01/11 05:55 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
cqd Offline
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Alex, confine your garbage to where it belongs.

All your trips to the store go in latest purchase
This is where things like ikea and trips to the drug store go

All your other thoughts go in Not worth it's own


Any other retarded thread you start to seek attention going to get ruined.
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#375589 - 02/01/11 07:44 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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I'm pissed that they never released Fable 2 for the PC. At least they are coming to their senses for Fable 3.





but youre still pissed theres no ir in that series.
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#375590 - 02/01/11 10:39 PM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Finally got enough playtime to get bored of the new StarCraft.

So, got a new Logitech MX 518 Gaming-Grade Optical Mouse and going back to first person shooters for a while.

My old guild is begging me to come back to Warcraft to do the new expansion with them, but...




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#375591 - 02/02/11 09:15 AM Re: Video Game Thread.
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Finally got enough playtime to get bored of the new StarCraft.

So, got a new Logitech MX 518 Gaming-Grade Optical Mouse and going back to first person shooters for a while.

My old guild is begging me to come back to Warcraft to do the new expansion with them, but...







Nice photoshop, cocksnot.

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#532907 - 10/31/11 05:19 PM Re: Video Game Thread. [Re: cqd]
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bump
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#532913 - 10/31/11 08:52 PM Re: Video Game Thread. [Re: cqd]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Way to go. This should be a fun thread.
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#532917 - 10/31/11 09:30 PM Re: Video Game Thread. [Re: cqd]
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The only genre I can think of which consoles are okay for are fighting games. Tekken, for example, is like riding a bike. Once you know it, you don't forget. A shame it's exclusively on consoles. And the 360 controller some games in Windows support isn't the best one invented.

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#532934 - 11/01/11 09:21 AM Re: Video Game Thread. [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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you could download an emulator and rom if you really need it on your comp.
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#532939 - 11/01/11 10:19 AM Re: Video Game Thread. [Re: cqd]
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I don't follow the emulator stuff and never heard about a PlayStation 3 or XBOX 360 one.

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#532989 - 11/01/11 07:42 PM Re: Video Game Thread. [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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oh i assumed they wouldve had em.
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#532990 - 11/01/11 08:55 PM Re: Video Game Thread. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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The brand owners would let it rain legal unpleasantries for anyone caught in association. Brand protection and shit.

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#533064 - 11/03/11 09:43 AM Re: Video Game Thread. [Re: cqd]
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I'm starting Oblivion in preparation for Skyrim. I'm having trouble getting into the whole King Arthur vibe, but am still finding it pretty enjoyable.

Just finished up Arkham City sans the 440 Riddler challenges/trophies.

Just heard on the radio that Angry Birds is the best-selling video game of all time. Just fucking depressing.


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#533068 - 11/03/11 10:06 AM Re: Video Game Thread. [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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Sky Rim would be a good name for a dvd of midget whores eating tall man ass. Or midget dudes eating tall whore ass, if Brandon needs ideas.
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