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Yesterday was different in that I was on Dancing with the Stars. No, not actually on the show. More like sitting in the audience with the lovely Kimberly Kane. We were lucky enough to get hooked up with front row seats to this popular tv show.


If this isn't some elaborate joke per usual, then why do I get the feeling you were dragged there by little missy? You couldn't possibly have thought this up on your own, any more than I'd ever tell a g/f "hey I know - let's go see what's playing at the Pantages!"

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So I think this cements my drive to win some sort of Crossover-to-Mainstream Award this year.


Is winning an AVN award really "winning"?

Sincerely,
-Wet Blanket