Lest you think stupidity is limited to porn whores, read the biography from a new escort's website (by new I mean newly independent, she's an ex-agency girl):

As the daughter of a renowned estranged artist, instilled in me is a more sensually abstract original approach to life. My heart lies over seas, though my formidable years were spent as a gypsy between continents. Highly educated, bilingual, inquisitive and entrepreneurial, I seek living life to the fullest. Only a true diva when in the buff… Otherwise I take on my environment whether in the ocean, on a mountain or in a boardroom with abundant feminine ferocity to conquer or delegate in a graceful manner. My quest for fun and adventure in the art of seduction titillates a provocative fascination to explore erotica on a different level… in a more anonymous way than many can comprehend or dare too. Natural beauty combined with sensuality, confidence, and intelligence enabled me to become the woman of art in the west and one of the world's most sought after VIP elite international female companion for the discerning gentlemen of equal desired attributes.

Explore my world. Get to know intimately my 5'8, 118lb, 34B 23 34 delicate athletic frame. Gaze into my soulful twilight eyes and caress my silky copper mane, dewy soft skin and hear my tantalizing murmur...

As an independent entity and business woman, I choose to speak in the first person as a real person and one who may fulfill your deepest desires and most fantastic fantasies. I welcome you to voyeur into my secret soul through these pages to feel close to something that may have escaped you until now. I will look forward to meeting in the future when your time permits and getting to know you in the meantime by simple letter in regard to arranging our exclusive fantasy date.

*cackles*