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Please don't tell me that Holly Wellin is going to need diapers. I intend to marry that woman, and don't want her shitting in the bed unless it's from too much coke or too much meth.



Oh God no, not Holly Wellin, ever. Sandra Romaine or Audrey Hollander - fine, the world will never miss those two. Anyone depraved enough to have their husband jam a cooked turkey leg in their asshole deserved some sort of medical malady

And by the way, back off Mr. Admiral, I intend on marrying Holly.