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#375038 - 11/15/08 08:24 PM
too much anal????
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 06/30/06
Posts: 23
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do you guys know of any pornstars that should stop doing anal? maybe because their ass holes are blown out or they've taken too many cocks in the ass?
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#375039 - 11/15/08 08:37 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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ur mom
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#375041 - 11/15/08 09:35 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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#375043 - 11/16/08 04:20 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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amazing ty is an example
I don't think Ty does anal...it's more like body deconstruction. 
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#375044 - 11/18/08 08:50 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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There's more than anyone would ever imagine... but I am sure they really don't want it made known...
Make it known. No, really. Make it known.
One of my best friends is a nurse and she's regaled me with stories of gay men with sphincter prolapse who have to wear diapers.
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#375045 - 11/18/08 09:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Yes, but those guys are on meth and in dark corners of the club getting latex gloved man arms greased down with crisco shoved up their asses elbow deep.
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#375046 - 11/18/08 10:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I was fine before joining XPT 3+years ago, I avoided anal sex and had no desire to stick my pork up a chicks ass, no matter how beautiful she was or how much of a Discount she offered. But now, after repeated exposure to imagery of Hillarity Snott getting plowed in her "Shit pussy" and watching the splooge come back out, and hearing Gigi talk about her need for anal sex, and seeing Gia's purrfect butt all over the fucking place....  Isnt there an Exercise chicks can do, like the Kegel maneuver except for the rectum?
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#375048 - 11/19/08 12:13 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Aurora Snow probably had more control of her bowel movements when she was a newborn than she does now. 
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#375051 - 11/19/08 07:00 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
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That could be from just too much meth or coke -not anal.
You learn something new everyday.....
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#375052 - 11/19/08 08:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Withdrawal from Vicodin/Percocet or any form of OXY/Heroin or any of the other popular opiates that whores rely on to be .....um, WHORES, will cause many chicks to spontaneously shit the bed, or themselves. Explosive Spontaneous Diarrhea from withdrawal is a nasty surprise to all present....if she also has anal retention or control issues from butt fucking Oversized Creep dicks, that is a terrible confluence of circumstances.
I always loved being a Captain Save A Ho for whores in withdrawal, providing much needed relief for a still-gorgeous-yet-totally addicted whore jonesing for some opiates....it is almost spooky how you can have a girl be a total fucking mess, an absolutely desperate trainwreck one minute, willing to do ANYTHING for a relief-rescue dose of opiates (like, say 5 or 6 percocets, street retail value MAX of 60 bucks).....and then 30 minutes later, have her hugging and kissing you, moving her way down to your bulging pants, telling you she is going to "Suck you dry, as many times as you want baby, you are so sweet, I love you soooooo much, oohhhh look at that big dick, all for me...", all in her euphoric Opiate haze.... It is TOTALLY amazing the dramatic transition taking place right in front of your eyes, seeing this beautiful woman devour your dick when just 30 minutes before, she wanted to crawl out of her skin and die. *splooge*
Of course, if she has been jonesing for a couple days and crapping herself silly prior to you rescuing her, you need to send her to the Bubble bath you prepared before engaging in sex with her, because the stench of withdrawal and diarrhea will turn even the most raging hardon into Ryan Knox.
Imagining a super whore cum gobbler like Gia totally bereft of control willing to swallow everything you have for as long as you want, in exchange for a few little white lies, is almost too intense for anyone's cerebral sex cinema. That's why the fact she is not a druggie and yet still such a sex loving slut makes her so amazing.
But jerking off into a woman's mouth who looks like Ashley Dupre and who you just "rescued" from Opiate Withdrawal Hell is special nonetheless and something every man should experience at least once in their lives...and then once more....and then again.....and then..... :banana_rewind:
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#375055 - 11/19/08 11:04 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
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Hi pornlaw. Don't they have to provide some sort of notice to the worker's comp commissioner within a specified statute of limitations to preserve their claim?
I suppose the alternative would be a repetitive trauma injury claim.
"I really don't know who ruptured it, you're honor, it just got wore down, day after day!?
Bingo -- a repetitive trauma injury is not really barred by a statute of limitations defense. Until someone knows, ie was told by a doctor that their injury was a result of something work related, the clock doesnt start to click.
Same applies to mesothelioma and asbestos. I have taken a bunch of depos of guys in oxygen tents that worked in the shipyards in WWII that later developed cancer.
If the injured worker could show injurious exposure, then the employer was on the hook. Usually the employers/insurance companies got together and contributed their share of the exposure and settled the cases rather quickly.
... on another note .. someone really needs to put a camera in DaBurg's hands...
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#375056 - 11/19/08 11:46 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Please don't tell me that Holly Wellin is going to need diapers. I intend to marry that woman, and don't want her shitting in the bed unless it's from too much coke or too much meth.
Oh God no, not Holly Wellin, ever. Sandra Romaine or Audrey Hollander - fine, the world will never miss those two. Anyone depraved enough to have their husband jam a cooked turkey leg in their asshole deserved some sort of medical malady
And by the way, back off Mr. Admiral, I intend on marrying Holly.
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#375058 - 11/19/08 02:40 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Sandra Romaine or Audrey Hollander - fine, the world will never miss those two.
Speak for yourself. I miss Sandra Romain dearly. She was fine.
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#375060 - 11/19/08 06:59 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Raperface... Ya think she flinches everytime someone orders a Bloody, buddy?.
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#375061 - 11/19/08 07:00 PM
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How bout a "gape smash".. ?.
bwahahaaaaa
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#375062 - 11/19/08 07:01 PM
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Velvet Dripper?.
Anyone?.
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#375065 - 11/19/08 07:30 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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So your saying she's an "ass scratch" as far as the industry is concerned?. That's very disconcerting. I hope the size of her sisters ass isn't somehow indicative of the genetic predisposition her family seems to enjoy. 
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#375067 - 11/19/08 10:50 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
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If Mia Rose or another porn whore can litigate and win over a repetitive trauma injury claim, does it make a difference if the employer has no money to pay the claim? Do they somehow get access to the taxpayers?
Not taxpayers. Every business in California that buys work comp insurance pays into a state run uninsured employers fund that pays out when a company doesnt have insurance. The bad news for the uninsured company and their owners -- they would then have the state of California seizing real estate, bank accounts ect to satisfy what they paid out. Nothing to seize ????? They can file formal felony charges for not having work comp insurance, not to mention fines.
I represented a niteclub that didnt have insurance. They got raided, the doors were padlocked by the state until the owners got insurance and they were fined more than $30,000. $1,000 for each employee not covered. And that was just because of a routine inspection.
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#375069 - 11/19/08 10:56 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
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What if the above guys smoked all their lives? Couldn't the defendants say that tobacco was the cause of their cancer?
Different type of cancer. Different carcinogens cause different variations of cancer. There is a solid link between asbestos and asbestosis and then mesthelioma. The asbestos can be seen on an xray in the lining of the lung. Its easy to prove.
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#375070 - 11/19/08 11:17 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Congradulations on the post Burg. Give yourself a Standing Ovation. 
For future reference, it might be wise if you laid off making puns at Da Burg's expense which revolve around the ability of something/someone to stand up (or lack thereof). If you owned a house (or indeed anything of any real value), you could safely bet it on the probability of witty erectile dysfunction-based comebacks at your expense being the response.
People who live in glass dumpsters shouldn't throw stones, basically. 
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#375075 - 11/21/08 05:01 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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So ordering a Jack and Coke will make her nose bleed and her wrist twitch?. err ::twitch:: 
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