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brandon iron and old men have not fucked 18 year old girls that were born august and part of november 1990 so there ok


Based on his odd nonsensical responses, and everything going over his head, this is clearly a kid that's not even 18. I imagine a 13 year old chinese kid with poor posture and two fishtanks for glasses.

Some of the future sperm suckers of dirty old men like Brandon will have to wait another 15 years before they have an opportunity to blow on video on their 18th birthday, for right now they're still just sitting in daycare learning their ABC's and throwing finger paint at each other. They're rifling through crayon boxes today, and will be rifling through mens' wallets tomorrow.