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#374864 - 11/15/08 12:23 PM
Tito Ortiz
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Does anyone think my head is shaped like Tito Ortiz? My melon was squeezed in a vice in a cruel childhood prank. Is there a medical procedure that can help me?
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#374867 - 11/15/08 06:48 PM
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Does anyone think my head is shaped like Tito Ortiz? My melon was squeezed in a vice in a cruel childhood prank. Is there a medical procedure that can help me?
Lobotomy.
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#374869 - 11/16/08 05:54 AM
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WHO ? !!!!!
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#374870 - 11/16/08 03:26 PM
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I hope her supposed twins have that shape head and she has to push them out, she probably can push out a watermelon but still I hope their heads are huge on little bodies, kinda like bobble heads.
If she is smart she will get a c-section with a mini tuck. I say thats the way to go...
That's what she'd probably do cause she's a vain fuck, but I bet she's gonna say "I want to feel the experience of being a "real" mom. She annoys the fuck out of me. 
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#374872 - 11/16/08 05:53 PM
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If Tito is the dad the kids will definietly get an extra chromosome or two. They'll be more retarded than Corky from 'Life Goes On'
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#374874 - 11/17/08 03:20 AM
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^^ Do you also suffer from advanced sexuality?
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#374875 - 11/21/08 05:01 AM
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Lesnar is impressive, but he's 3-1 (or thereabouts) you dumb fuck fanboi. See how he fairs against someone who isn't over the hill with that belt, like Tim Silvia.
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#374876 - 03/24/09 11:41 AM
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#374877 - 03/24/09 05:24 PM
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WHO ? !!!!!
EXACTLY!! TITO WHO?
This is what a real UFC Champion looks like!! fuckin Tito marks! 
he will break him
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#374878 - 03/24/09 05:33 PM
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Dana will never put up the required money
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#374882 - 03/24/09 09:10 PM
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That's what she'd probably do cause she's a vain fuck, but I bet she's gonna say "I want to feel the experience of being a "real" mom. She annoys the fuck out of me.
Dykes can't be mommies, I think that's the real reason she annoys you.
Why not? I hate kids btw.
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#374883 - 03/24/09 11:29 PM
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I hope to one day hear a report of chunks of Dana White emerging from several alligator rectums in Florida.
And does anyone remember the song about Tito that Fieldy did on his "solo album".....................yeah.
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