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#374800 - 11/15/08 07:12 AM Six things Panzer will never buy.
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#374801 - 11/15/08 09:19 AM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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If I knew someone who bought ANY of those things, I would slap them in the face for being a fucking idiot.
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#374802 - 11/15/08 09:50 AM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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if it had a feeding tube you could watch porn in it for the rest of your life

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#374803 - 11/15/08 11:31 AM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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Burg maybe but I doubt if very many of these would fit his definition of value either, though I could be wrong about the lawn mower.


There's nothing there that I want either, although if someone was to buy me the phone I would accept it, otherwise, nothing there catches my eye or my wants.

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#374804 - 11/15/08 03:53 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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If I was rich then I would buy them, but I am not rich. I just spent over $1,800.00 on a digital camera this week, so I am not cheap.

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#374805 - 11/15/08 06:45 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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Soap
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#374806 - 11/15/08 07:34 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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My dream car is Mercedes Benz S600 with V-12 engine.

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#374807 - 11/15/08 11:53 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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He would buy them if they were on clearance...

But really who would buy that?...I guess I'd buy the speakers and the plasma and have a rave at my house.
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#374808 - 11/16/08 01:59 AM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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Alex spends money like those old people who spend so much being cheap that they think they're saving money.
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#374809 - 11/16/08 02:54 AM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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Alex spends money like those old people who spend so much being cheap that they think they're saving money.





Ugh!, My kids grandmother is like that, not my mom, that bitch just spends too much money. Old people have major money issues.
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#374810 - 11/16/08 02:31 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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panzer post pics of your crib

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#374811 - 11/16/08 03:25 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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panzer post pics of your crib



Here you go a tour of my room, free of charge:



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#374812 - 11/16/08 03:27 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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#374813 - 11/16/08 03:28 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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#374814 - 11/16/08 03:29 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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#374815 - 11/16/08 03:50 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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And the fridge:



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#374816 - 11/16/08 03:58 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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Buy new blinds, they only cost like 7.00 for cheaper ones.

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#374817 - 11/16/08 04:11 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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#374818 - 11/17/08 06:16 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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Alex, you are in big trouble when Gigi sees this.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#374819 - 11/17/08 07:01 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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Alex, you are in big trouble when Gigi sees this.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



Why so?

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#374820 - 11/18/08 01:23 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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Close-up of my command center :



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#374821 - 11/18/08 02:34 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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Are you going to show us where you keep the bodies?
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#374822 - 11/18/08 02:54 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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All I see is a guy who spends so much time at his PC that he's wearing through the floorboards.

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#374823 - 11/19/08 08:37 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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Close-up of my command center :







do you jerk off there?

panzer you are such a character LOL!!!! what do you do for living?

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#374824 - 11/19/08 09:19 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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Quote:

Close-up of my command center :







do you jerk off there?

panzer you are such a character LOL!!!! what do you do for living?



Yeah, I wank off there, I use regular paper towels a lot and sometimes I just throw them under the corner unit of the desk and they might pile up for around a month there until I bag them and throw it down the thrash chute.

I used to work for Staples selling printers and blank CD-Rs and then I worked at the copy center making copies of different crap and doing enlargement of blueprints/CAD drawings. I also worked at Duane Reade as a cashier for 1 day, on the 2nd day I called in and said that the job is not for me. All I got was a Duane Reade polo shirt, a nametag and a paycheck for 1 day's pay that barely covered the pants that I have bought just for this job.

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#374825 - 11/19/08 09:27 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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alex do you have a blog when we can read your stories and see your drawings ?

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#374826 - 11/19/08 09:41 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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alex do you have a blog when we can read your stories and see your drawings ?



It was there before but I decided not to renew the domain name and it messed up the whole blog system. There was stuff like dirty assholes, some food that I have cooked, a porno DVD contest that Neech from ADT won and a photo of some skank taking a dump on the street of some European city.

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#374827 - 11/19/08 10:25 PM Re: Six things Panzer will never buy.
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use blogger, is free and easy

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