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#374678 - 11/15/08 06:00 AM twitter?
nomore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Yeah, it's lame to read my everyday updates "i'm baking pumpkin pancakes"...or "i like french fried taters" but does anyone twitter on here?
http://twitter.com/_AnnieM

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#374679 - 11/15/08 06:05 AM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
No twitter for me. I overshare enough here.
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#374680 - 11/15/08 06:09 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Well, then I will just have to follow your ass on here

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#374681 - 11/15/08 11:36 AM Re: twitter?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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I dont want people to know my fucking business 24/7. That site is very stalkerish, I dont like it and I think its utterly ridiculous. Keep your business to yourself people.

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#374682 - 11/15/08 03:17 PM Re: twitter?
tattypatty Offline
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Never. Facebook and texting are bad enough. People's lives are dull.
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#374683 - 11/15/08 03:22 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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No. Let me know when Twatter gets launched though.
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#374684 - 11/15/08 06:50 PM Re: twitter?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Conqui, it's been around for quite a while now.

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#374685 - 11/15/08 10:37 PM Re: twitter?
ChodeMasterJ Offline
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Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
i've thought about it but never actually signed up. i'm lazy.

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#374686 - 11/16/08 04:19 PM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
ok, ok..i guess i will just twitter and myspace by myself!


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#374687 - 11/16/08 04:20 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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I think lots of us are on myspace. Or at least I know several XPT people that way.
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#374688 - 11/16/08 05:09 PM Re: twitter?
electrostatic Offline
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I have a myspace page and I have a twitter but I hardly go on it and only some weird creepy bitish guy follows me. Until I see more people I know on it then maybe Ill log on more often.
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#374689 - 11/17/08 11:23 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Quote:

I have a myspace page and I have a twitter but I hardly go on it and only some weird creepy bitish guy follows me. Until I see more people I know on it then maybe Ill log on more often.




Yeah, i just have a handful of friends on there and they are people i have on my myspace as well..so i don't know why i had to start yet another addictive internet thing...
i follow some news blogs/ anderson cooper and rachel maddows

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#374690 - 11/18/08 08:48 PM Re: twitter?
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
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I hate twitter and everyone on it. It's for brainless fucking trendoids with nary an original thought in their pretty little heads.

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#374691 - 11/18/08 11:56 PM Re: twitter?
*L*G* Offline
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Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
twitter is gay

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#374692 - 11/18/08 11:58 PM Re: twitter?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

pretty little heads.




At least my head is pretty.
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#374693 - 11/19/08 11:09 AM Re: twitter?
Mark_J Offline
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Quote:

I hate twitter and everyone on it. It's for brainless fucking trendoids with nary an original thought in their pretty little heads.



So you feel there's no critical information mankind needs for its survival in peoples' twitterific ramblings, like Suzie Q who at 11:42am announced to the world: "So my mom and me were just talking about whether to put the bridesmaids in order of height for pictures or not, because we'd have to ask Shelly (she's like REALLY tall!) to maybe wear flats instead of heels - but totally wouldn't wanna hurt her feelings. oh and my cat just got like this new collar and she like totally hates it, but its SOOOO cute! So much to think about people seriously like CRAZY. back in 9 minutes!"

While you may see mere sequences of letters masquerading as useless information, I say there must be something more to it - some veiled layer of codes and formulas to the universe, there for us to unlock if we'd only take a moment to look.

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#374694 - 11/20/08 06:12 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Quote:

I hate twitter and everyone on it. It's for brainless fucking trendoids with nary an original thought in their pretty little heads.




I'm not a trendoid (or a hipster doofus for that matter!) Hell, I played the tuba in marching band over 15 years ago, hehe... I just wondered if it was worth anything but it has definitely lost its appeal

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#374695 - 11/20/08 05:58 PM Re: twitter?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

I'm not a trendoid (or a hipster doofus for that matter!) Hell, I played the tuba in marching band over 15 years ago, hehe...




Same here, I was definetely in between crowds. I played the flute. I won spelling beez... I was with the nerds, then the stoners, the "punks". Then I was a cheerleader not for long though. I hung out with the popular crowd for a while too. I came to realize I am not a can of soup so I dont need a label.


I like twitter. SO what!
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#374696 - 11/21/08 07:28 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

I'm not a trendoid (or a hipster doofus for that matter!) Hell, I played the tuba in marching band over 15 years ago, hehe...




Same here, I was definetely in between crowds. I played the flute. I won spelling beez... I was with the nerds, then the stoners, the "punks". Then I was a cheerleader not for long though. I hung out with the popular crowd for a while too. I came to realize I am not a can of soup so I dont need a label.


I like twitter. SO what!





Yay! Band girls rock! I was a cheerleader as well..but i'd say we were the anti-cheerleaders because we were just not all 'rah rah' and excited to cheer...we just wanted to wear the cute outfits...and I also showed pigs for FFA...i was a well-rounded nerd...

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#374697 - 11/21/08 10:40 PM Re: twitter?
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Everytime you post on twitter, Max Cavalera loses another tooth.
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#374698 - 11/22/08 11:45 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Quote:

Everytime you post on twitter, Max Cavalera loses another tooth.




Awww, i love Max but i don't know if he has any teeth worth saving

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#374699 - 11/23/08 01:51 AM Re: twitter?
ChodeMasterJ Offline
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Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
i played drums in band.

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#374700 - 11/23/08 02:49 AM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

Everytime you post on twitter, Max Cavalera loses another tooth.




Awww, i love Max but i don't know if he has any teeth worth saving




This also applies to Max Hardcore.
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#374701 - 11/23/08 09:08 PM Re: twitter?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

i played drums in band.





I loove drummers. Wait a drummer in a band or in a h.s. band?... Im not in to the geeky h.s. band guys... My bf had a drum kit in his old house and I would try to play and think I was supercool. SO lame... I should have stuck with spinning I could have been a lezzie DJ right about now...
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#374702 - 11/24/08 09:49 AM Re: twitter?
ChodeMasterJ Offline
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it was in high school/college band. i was in the jazz band though if that means anything. just realized how dorky it sounds. haha.

lezzie djs are cool. you spin?

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#374703 - 11/24/08 10:42 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Quote:

it was in high school/college band. i was in the jazz band though if that means anything. just realized how dorky it sounds. haha.

lezzie djs are cool. you spin?




oh yeah, i was in jazz band as well playing trumpet..maybe dorky but i'd rather my son be into arts over athletics..i'm in oklahoma though so that would be a tough one

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#374704 - 02/06/09 02:28 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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@ XPT guess who's a twit on twitter?

twitter.com/giajordan
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#374705 - 02/06/09 02:32 PM Re: twitter?
Fiend Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

it was in high school/college band. i was in the jazz band though if that means anything. just realized how dorky it sounds. haha.

lezzie djs are cool. you spin?




oh yeah, i was in jazz band as well playing trumpet..maybe dorky but i'd rather my son be into arts over athletics..i'm in oklahoma though so that would be a tough one




He'd be better off avoiding both and joining the D&D club or a Magic The Gathering League .
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#374706 - 02/06/09 04:50 PM Re: twitter?
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Do people still play Dungeons & Dragons? I thought everyone plays computer games nowadays. That game is awesome! I'm sorry Gary Gygax ( the creator ) died recently. Gary didn't like computer games as he thought you weren't able to use your imagination

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#374707 - 02/06/09 04:50 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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Yes. We still play pencil and paper RPGs.

Violence is my favorite.

It has stats for things like culinary blow-torches as torture tools.
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#374708 - 02/06/09 04:54 PM Re: twitter?
the unknown pervert Offline
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You're like the Amish of gaming.
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#374709 - 02/06/09 04:57 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
I'm pretty Amish all around. I have never used a cell phone and despite having a license I don't know how to drive. The only phone in my house is corded and my answering machine uses a micro cassette.
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#374710 - 02/06/09 05:01 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Can you look your hamsters' wheels up to a loom and make me a sweater?
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#374711 - 02/06/09 05:04 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
I probably could. They love using the exercise wheels. I don't know anything about weaving or knitting though. It would probably be more realistic to get the hamsters to charge batteries...
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#374712 - 02/06/09 05:13 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Um, you know I'm kidding, right?
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#374713 - 02/06/09 05:19 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
Yes. But I have actually seen folks harness hamster wheel power. So it isn't a total joke. If you knew how to gear up a machine a hamster powered loom is by no means absurd.
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#374714 - 02/06/09 05:25 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
Sorry. I am not really familiar with this but in what respect would a loom be powered?

Maybe I missed the point of a joke.
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#374715 - 02/06/09 05:28 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
From the spinning wheel. I have Amish ppl in my family and I used to sew with my mom. I never caught onto knitting or crochet, though. Sorry for the nerd alert.
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#374716 - 02/06/09 05:32 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
Gia, where are you from?
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#374717 - 02/06/09 05:32 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Miami, Fl and Seattle, Wa.
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#374718 - 02/06/09 05:39 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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I can't identify with that at all.

Gia: I hope you have an awesome evening.
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#374719 - 02/06/09 05:40 PM Re: twitter?
ben Offline
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Knitting and sewing etc looks so hard! My mum used to do this when we were little. Those machines looked so complicated!

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#374720 - 02/06/09 05:43 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
They are. I still need help threading the bobbin and ending a seam. My edges are wicked straight, though.
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#374721 - 02/06/09 05:45 PM Re: twitter?
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

@ XPT guess who's a twit on twitter?

twitter.com/giajordan




this really is the end.

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#374722 - 02/06/09 05:51 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I know! Today I learned:

1) jessica drake broke her foot
2) jessica drake was mailing out wicked posters at the post office and a priest waked by.
3) monstar drove in the rain
4) eon mckai opened a window
5) all porn stars are starbucks addicts
6) nikki benz asked jessica drake to bring her a coffee
7) marie luv found a drive-thru starbucks
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#374723 - 02/06/09 06:00 PM Re: twitter?
LouCypher Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

@ XPT guess who's a twit on twitter?

twitter.com/giajordan




this really is the end.




They deserve it.
Somehow that means congratulations Gia.
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#374724 - 02/06/09 06:04 PM Re: twitter?
tattypatty Offline
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Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
The above post is still more informative than PornStarBabylon....
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#374725 - 02/06/09 09:49 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
kimberly kane: me and brandon iron are about to see a movie. pink panther.
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#374726 - 02/07/09 03:57 AM Re: twitter?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

kimberly kane: me and brandon iron are about to see a movie. pink panther.


Jeff was on to something... Good luck going old, twitter, and alone... Keep on keeping busy, girl!
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#374727 - 02/07/09 04:26 AM Re: twitter?
freestylah Offline
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No twitter for me. I overshare enough here. - Gia Jordan 11/15/08

Then on 06/02/09:

Quote:

@ XPT guess who's a twit on twitter?
twitter.com/giajordan




What made you change your mind?


And I found this little gem as well on page 1 of this thread:

"I hate twitter and everyone on it. It's for brainless fucking trendoids with nary an original thought in their pretty little heads." - pinupmutant 11/18/08
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#374728 - 02/07/09 07:33 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Gia won't stay on Twitter long, she will see how boring it is...

I use facebook now but i'm sure i will get hell for this as well. But i was excited to find my best friends from grade school---Emily and Jenny Bowen (twins)...it's been awesome catching up..even more awesome? I found out that Emily is married to mothertruckin' Etan Cohen (he co-wrote Tropic Thunder for pete's sake among a few other great things)..i cannot lie, i'm a bit star struck...

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#374729 - 02/07/09 10:35 AM Re: twitter?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

@ XPT guess who's a twit on twitter?

twitter.com/giajordan


LOL
I feel the same way, and was asked to join....so I did, but I dont post often, I just read others insane shit...and when I do post, Im usually talking to my other half. Its kinda lame. But whatever.

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#374730 - 02/07/09 04:35 PM Re: twitter?
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Wouldn't Twatter be a better name for it?
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#374731 - 02/07/09 04:52 PM Re: twitter?
electrostatic Offline
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Posts: 4257
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Yes! if it were called that i'd be more comfortable sharing my day to day extracuricular activities...
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#374732 - 02/07/09 07:56 PM Re: twitter?
Mark_J Offline
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Posts: 2058
Quote:

I know! Today I learned: ...



ok I glanced your page to see what the fuss is. then a few random links. today I learned:

1) gia blended mint sprigs into her coffee (lets shoot our guns in the air)
2) jenny hendrix watched teletubbies and learned new words
3) random female said "hey"
4) jessica drake got starbucks and botox in the same trip
5) random female said "whats up"
6) monstar staked out brandon's apartment, scanning every girl walking out for just the right elizabeth shue leaving las vegas limp for his next pornstar makeover candidate
7) kimberly kane is glad brandon's euro g/f left so they can hang out again
8) gia dampened some cold pressed virgin olive oil with some cold pressed virgin olive oil

epic. just be safe kids- i'm sure certain PW "enthusiasts" also monitor twitter- a.k.a. the next level in tactical kidnapping. one's probably sitting in front of a million screens right now- scanning the matrix for key phrases "locked out", "car broke down", "walking in park", "home alone".

god help you all.



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#374733 - 02/08/09 01:27 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Oh yay, Popwhore tweated me. She lives nearby. if we hang out, I'll keep you guys posted...with pics. But right now, I'm walking to the mall.
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#374734 - 02/08/09 08:32 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
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All the porn sluts are watching the Grammys. Except Eon. He's too alt.
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#374735 - 03/17/09 06:57 PM Re: twitter?
electrostatic Offline
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Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Wouldn't Twatter be a better name for it?





I agreed....


http://twitter.com/electrotwatter
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#374736 - 03/17/09 07:13 PM Re: twitter?
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Tweeking Twats on Twitter.

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#374737 - 03/17/09 07:27 PM Re: twitter?
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Quote:

I can't identify with that at all.

Gia: I hope you have an awesome evening.




Dude, you had her at Hell No!
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#374738 - 03/18/09 05:58 AM Re: twitter?
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

I agreed....
http://twitter.com/electrotwatter




The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#374739 - 04/12/09 09:57 PM Re: twitter?
Gunker Offline
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Quote:

Gia won't stay on Twitter long, she will see how boring it is...




Not yet.



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#374740 - 04/12/09 11:01 PM Re: twitter?
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#374742 - 04/13/09 01:10 AM Re: twitter?
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And what exactly are we supposed to do about it? Contact twitter admins.
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#374743 - 04/13/09 08:54 AM Re: twitter?
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Twitter is for tweakers.
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#374744 - 04/19/09 07:17 PM Re: twitter?
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#374745 - 04/19/09 07:23 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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ZOMG! So true. And YOUVE SUMMONED THE FAIL WHAAALE!
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#374746 - 04/20/09 03:00 AM Re: twitter?
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From the YouTube clip:

Quote:

Twittering is just randomly bragging about your unexceptional life.




Brilliant.
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#374747 - 04/23/09 10:53 AM Re: twitter?
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I joined Twitter. I don't like it.
Not as fun as they say, IMO
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#374748 - 04/23/09 11:03 AM Re: twitter?
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I joined twitter a week or 2 ago. I haven't said a word or looked at it since.
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#374749 - 04/23/09 09:04 PM Re: twitter?
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I would twitter you CQ.
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#374750 - 04/23/09 10:54 PM Re: twitter?
lance69 Offline
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I still don't get it personally, but people I know generate a lot of traffic from it.
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#374751 - 04/24/09 05:41 AM Re: twitter?
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Quote:

I would twitter you CQ.




No, you wouldn't. There would never be anything to read because I'm not vain in the kind of way that I would need to be to update a twitter page.

I'll put it another way, I wish the human race didn't exist and hate being reminded that I'm one too.
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#374752 - 04/24/09 06:02 AM Re: twitter?
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Quote:

I wish the human race didn't exist and hate being reminded that I'm one too.



Best thing I have heard in weeks! *sig!*

Now go pet your hammy for me, yes?
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#374753 - 04/24/09 06:20 AM Re: twitter?
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Hugh has already been out today. And Pants is having her time of the week and smells terrible so I'm leaving her alone. Hamster in heat smells awful and even worse the odor is adhesive.
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#374754 - 04/24/09 06:57 AM Re: twitter?
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And Panz is having his time of the week and smells terrible so I'm leaving him alone. Panz in heat smells awful and even worse the odor is adhesive.



Fixed! I'm sorry it's been a while, couldn't help it! Too easy!



Conq, what's a ham's time of the week?... Is this like when Martha Stewart puts them in her pocket?
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#374755 - 06/16/09 08:17 AM Re: twitter?
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Ok I just joined this fucking thing and i have no idea what i am supposed to do with it. I can't comment on what people say like on face book? Plus some shitbird has my name

so i am-
https://twitter.com/CleetusVDamme

over there.
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#374756 - 06/16/09 09:10 AM Re: twitter?
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Cleetus: it's your own personal spam engine.
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#374757 - 06/16/09 10:55 AM Re: twitter?
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I probably won't talk much but some people might have something i want to hear

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#374758 - 06/16/09 06:21 PM Re: twitter?
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I have a tendency to forget about twitter..but I am on it and post now and then. Trying to get into it more since it seems to be a good social networking engine.

Twitter.com/cameronkeys
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#374759 - 06/16/09 09:04 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

I probably won't talk much but some people might have something i want to hear






That's actually the beauty of it.
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#374760 - 06/16/09 11:20 PM Re: twitter?
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PWs should start a porn version called Clitter ! We could follow them from one dick to another.
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#374761 - 08/21/09 12:58 AM Re: twitter?
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Two new twitter members: Tia Tanaka ( Tia315 ) and Kitty ( lilmisskitkat09 )

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#374762 - 01/11/10 12:04 AM Re: twitter?
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I've heard of Myspace murders. Don't know about Facebook murders. But this is the first Twitter murder I've heard:

nydailynews.com

Twitter becomes key evidence in case after Jameg Blake charged with murdering friend, cops say

BY Michael J. Feeney
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Sunday, January 10th 2010, 5:56 PM

Jameg Blake, 22, is accused of shooting and killing Kwame Dancy after the two childhood friends got into a tiff on Twitter.

Kwame Dancy was shot and killed a few feet from Gov. Paterson's home in Harlem.

It started as a simple Twitter beef, 140-character spurts of anger by two young men who grew up together.

But the tough talk exploded out of cyberspace and onto the streets of Harlem, where a college student was gunned down feet from Gov. Paterson's home.

Now tweets sent by victim Kwame Dancy, 22, and accused killer Jameg Blake, 22, could become key evidence in a murder trial, the Daily News has learned.

Dancy's mother, Madeline Smith, is appalled Internet chest-thumping could have led to blood spilled on the sidewalk.

"That's not a reason to shoot somebody," she said last week. "That's crazy. I don't know what's going on with that Twitter thing."

Dancy, who was studying to be a nurse, was killed by a shotgun blast to the neck Dec. 1 across from Lenox Terrace in Harlem, where he grew up with his father.

Blake - who lived on the same floor as Dancy, one floor below Paterson in the luxury high-rise on W. 132nd St. - was arrested two days later.

Charged with murder, he pleaded not guilty Wednesday and was held without bail.

Police sources said the two had a rocky relationship and the Twitter messages they posted - with friends jumping in - only made it worse.

Hours before the shooting, Dancy may have taunted Blake with a tweet: "N-----s is lookin for u don't think I won't give up ya address for a price betta chill asap!"

Blake's Twitter account is also full of online disses, though only one tweet mentions Dancy by name: "R.I.P. Kwame" on Dec.3.

A police source said the messages may be subpoenaed to bolster the theory that there was bad blood between the two old pals.

But the Twitter beef wasn't the only strain; Dancy and Blake fought last summer over a girl in front of Lenox Terrace, sources said.

Despite the insults and fisticuffs, when Blake was collared, Dancy's mom was stunned.

"They were good friends, that's the sad part about it," said Smith, who is divorced from Dancy's dad and lives in Brooklyn. "Obviously, I didn't know him like I thought I did. I just want to ask him. 'Why? How could you?'"

She said her son had taken off a semester from Manhattan Community College and was training with the Visiting Nurse Service of New York. He planned to return to school and get his degree.

He had tried to steer Blake - a high school dropout and father of a baby boy - to get his GED.

"They've been friends since they were kids. Kwame would often try to help when [Blake] was going through stuff - and this was his thank you?" Smith said.

Blake's arrest was particularly shocking because he showed up at Harlem Hospital after Dancy was shot and hugged his father.

"Either he wanted to see if he actually killed [Kwame] or he wanted to see if anyone knew he did it," Smith said.

Authorities have a witness who identified Blake as the gunman, and video shows Blake leaving Lenox Terrace around the time of the shooting with a bag large enough to hold a shotgun.

Records also show Blake used his phone around the time and place of the shooting. The murder weapon, a shotgun with a spent shell, was recovered with two shirts in Central Park.

Blake's parents and lawyer Thomas Klein declined to comment.

Meanwhile, Dancy's mom cries every night about her son.

"He said, 'Mommy, I'm going to be a nurse,'" she said. "And look at this - we'll never know how far he would have gone. His dream was snatched from him, over foolishness."


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#374763 - 01/11/10 12:39 AM Re: twitter?
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Yawn. Boring. Too long to read.

That article should have been limited to 140 characters or less.
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#374764 - 01/11/10 01:16 AM Re: twitter?
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Heh nice work, G.



It could also make a cameo in the Nigga Names thread, but hey....
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#374765 - 01/11/10 08:38 AM Re: twitter?
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I agree with Gia, Av.

Just sum up 3-4 small paragraphs AT MOST and link to the "Full Story" for anyone interested in more.

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#374766 - 01/12/10 12:22 PM Re: twitter?
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Quote:

Yawn. Boring. Too long to read.

That article should have been limited to 140 characters or less.




People complain here when links are given. That's why I've always posted the complete story here.



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#374767 - 01/12/10 01:59 PM Re: twitter?
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I complain about links cause I'm lazy. As far as I know Bornyo is the only other poster here that doesn't "click". Just post shit the right way and I'm sure the two of us will find a way to cope.
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#374768 - 01/12/10 02:26 PM Re: twitter?
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I usually don't click. Especially YouTube is a no-no. Sometimes I click on a news article (h2c, Fatman) or a naked-women-picture-site (T4H). For the rest, no, thank you.
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#374769 - 01/12/10 05:25 PM Re: twitter?
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Quote:



People complain here when links are given. That's why I've always posted the complete story here.







Look at every one of my news stories ever posted. See how many complaints there are?

Try this format:

Use a good title for the post
1.
Link to story.
2.
Any personal commentary you have. Think of it like responding to the story on your own.
3.
"summary of important points that made you want to post it to begin with"
4.
end of post.

Seriously, it works fine and I have not received any complaints about it.


Edited by conquistador (01/12/10 05:47 PM)
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#374770 - 01/12/10 06:19 PM Re: twitter?
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Fatty! Av! Quickly! What's that flying over your head?!?!
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#374771 - 01/20/10 01:39 PM Re: twitter?
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#374772 - 01/22/10 04:33 PM Re: twitter?
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