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#374678 - 11/15/08 06:00 AM twitter?
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Yeah, it's lame to read my everyday updates "i'm baking pumpkin pancakes"...or "i like french fried taters" but does anyone twitter on here?
http://twitter.com/_AnnieM

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#374679 - 11/15/08 06:05 AM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
No twitter for me. I overshare enough here.
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#374680 - 11/15/08 06:09 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Well, then I will just have to follow your ass on here

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#374681 - 11/15/08 11:36 AM Re: twitter?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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I dont want people to know my fucking business 24/7. That site is very stalkerish, I dont like it and I think its utterly ridiculous. Keep your business to yourself people.

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#374682 - 11/15/08 03:17 PM Re: twitter?
tattypatty Offline
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Never. Facebook and texting are bad enough. People's lives are dull.
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#374683 - 11/15/08 03:22 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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No. Let me know when Twatter gets launched though.
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#374684 - 11/15/08 06:50 PM Re: twitter?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Conqui, it's been around for quite a while now.

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#374685 - 11/15/08 10:37 PM Re: twitter?
ChodeMasterJ Offline
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Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
i've thought about it but never actually signed up. i'm lazy.

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#374686 - 11/16/08 04:19 PM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
ok, ok..i guess i will just twitter and myspace by myself!


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#374687 - 11/16/08 04:20 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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I think lots of us are on myspace. Or at least I know several XPT people that way.
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#374688 - 11/16/08 05:09 PM Re: twitter?
electrostatic Offline
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I have a myspace page and I have a twitter but I hardly go on it and only some weird creepy bitish guy follows me. Until I see more people I know on it then maybe Ill log on more often.
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#374689 - 11/17/08 11:23 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Quote:

I have a myspace page and I have a twitter but I hardly go on it and only some weird creepy bitish guy follows me. Until I see more people I know on it then maybe Ill log on more often.




Yeah, i just have a handful of friends on there and they are people i have on my myspace as well..so i don't know why i had to start yet another addictive internet thing...
i follow some news blogs/ anderson cooper and rachel maddows

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#374690 - 11/18/08 08:48 PM Re: twitter?
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
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I hate twitter and everyone on it. It's for brainless fucking trendoids with nary an original thought in their pretty little heads.

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#374691 - 11/18/08 11:56 PM Re: twitter?
*L*G* Offline
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Loc: Great America
twitter is gay

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#374692 - 11/18/08 11:58 PM Re: twitter?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

pretty little heads.




At least my head is pretty.
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#374693 - 11/19/08 11:09 AM Re: twitter?
Mark_J Offline
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I hate twitter and everyone on it. It's for brainless fucking trendoids with nary an original thought in their pretty little heads.



So you feel there's no critical information mankind needs for its survival in peoples' twitterific ramblings, like Suzie Q who at 11:42am announced to the world: "So my mom and me were just talking about whether to put the bridesmaids in order of height for pictures or not, because we'd have to ask Shelly (she's like REALLY tall!) to maybe wear flats instead of heels - but totally wouldn't wanna hurt her feelings. oh and my cat just got like this new collar and she like totally hates it, but its SOOOO cute! So much to think about people seriously like CRAZY. back in 9 minutes!"

While you may see mere sequences of letters masquerading as useless information, I say there must be something more to it - some veiled layer of codes and formulas to the universe, there for us to unlock if we'd only take a moment to look.

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#374694 - 11/20/08 06:12 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Quote:

I hate twitter and everyone on it. It's for brainless fucking trendoids with nary an original thought in their pretty little heads.




I'm not a trendoid (or a hipster doofus for that matter!) Hell, I played the tuba in marching band over 15 years ago, hehe... I just wondered if it was worth anything but it has definitely lost its appeal

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#374695 - 11/20/08 05:58 PM Re: twitter?
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Quote:

I'm not a trendoid (or a hipster doofus for that matter!) Hell, I played the tuba in marching band over 15 years ago, hehe...




Same here, I was definetely in between crowds. I played the flute. I won spelling beez... I was with the nerds, then the stoners, the "punks". Then I was a cheerleader not for long though. I hung out with the popular crowd for a while too. I came to realize I am not a can of soup so I dont need a label.


I like twitter. SO what!
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#374696 - 11/21/08 07:28 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Posts: 192
Quote:

Quote:

I'm not a trendoid (or a hipster doofus for that matter!) Hell, I played the tuba in marching band over 15 years ago, hehe...




Same here, I was definetely in between crowds. I played the flute. I won spelling beez... I was with the nerds, then the stoners, the "punks". Then I was a cheerleader not for long though. I hung out with the popular crowd for a while too. I came to realize I am not a can of soup so I dont need a label.


I like twitter. SO what!





Yay! Band girls rock! I was a cheerleader as well..but i'd say we were the anti-cheerleaders because we were just not all 'rah rah' and excited to cheer...we just wanted to wear the cute outfits...and I also showed pigs for FFA...i was a well-rounded nerd...

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#374697 - 11/21/08 10:40 PM Re: twitter?
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Registered: 04/12/08
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Everytime you post on twitter, Max Cavalera loses another tooth.
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#374698 - 11/22/08 11:45 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Quote:

Everytime you post on twitter, Max Cavalera loses another tooth.




Awww, i love Max but i don't know if he has any teeth worth saving

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#374699 - 11/23/08 01:51 AM Re: twitter?
ChodeMasterJ Offline
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Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
i played drums in band.

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#374700 - 11/23/08 02:49 AM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

Everytime you post on twitter, Max Cavalera loses another tooth.




Awww, i love Max but i don't know if he has any teeth worth saving




This also applies to Max Hardcore.
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#374701 - 11/23/08 09:08 PM Re: twitter?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

i played drums in band.





I loove drummers. Wait a drummer in a band or in a h.s. band?... Im not in to the geeky h.s. band guys... My bf had a drum kit in his old house and I would try to play and think I was supercool. SO lame... I should have stuck with spinning I could have been a lezzie DJ right about now...
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#374702 - 11/24/08 09:49 AM Re: twitter?
ChodeMasterJ Offline
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Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
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it was in high school/college band. i was in the jazz band though if that means anything. just realized how dorky it sounds. haha.

lezzie djs are cool. you spin?

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#374703 - 11/24/08 10:42 AM Re: twitter?
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Quote:

it was in high school/college band. i was in the jazz band though if that means anything. just realized how dorky it sounds. haha.

lezzie djs are cool. you spin?




oh yeah, i was in jazz band as well playing trumpet..maybe dorky but i'd rather my son be into arts over athletics..i'm in oklahoma though so that would be a tough one

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#374704 - 02/06/09 02:28 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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@ XPT guess who's a twit on twitter?

twitter.com/giajordan
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#374705 - 02/06/09 02:32 PM Re: twitter?
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
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Quote:

Quote:

it was in high school/college band. i was in the jazz band though if that means anything. just realized how dorky it sounds. haha.

lezzie djs are cool. you spin?




oh yeah, i was in jazz band as well playing trumpet..maybe dorky but i'd rather my son be into arts over athletics..i'm in oklahoma though so that would be a tough one




He'd be better off avoiding both and joining the D&D club or a Magic The Gathering League .
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#374706 - 02/06/09 04:50 PM Re: twitter?
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Registered: 09/06/03
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Do people still play Dungeons & Dragons? I thought everyone plays computer games nowadays. That game is awesome! I'm sorry Gary Gygax ( the creator ) died recently. Gary didn't like computer games as he thought you weren't able to use your imagination

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#374707 - 02/06/09 04:50 PM Re: twitter?
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Posts: 4795
Yes. We still play pencil and paper RPGs.

Violence is my favorite.

It has stats for things like culinary blow-torches as torture tools.
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#374708 - 02/06/09 04:54 PM Re: twitter?
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Registered: 03/22/07
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You're like the Amish of gaming.
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#374709 - 02/06/09 04:57 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
I'm pretty Amish all around. I have never used a cell phone and despite having a license I don't know how to drive. The only phone in my house is corded and my answering machine uses a micro cassette.
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#374710 - 02/06/09 05:01 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Can you look your hamsters' wheels up to a loom and make me a sweater?
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#374711 - 02/06/09 05:04 PM Re: twitter?
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Posts: 4795
I probably could. They love using the exercise wheels. I don't know anything about weaving or knitting though. It would probably be more realistic to get the hamsters to charge batteries...
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#374712 - 02/06/09 05:13 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
Um, you know I'm kidding, right?
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#374713 - 02/06/09 05:19 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Yes. But I have actually seen folks harness hamster wheel power. So it isn't a total joke. If you knew how to gear up a machine a hamster powered loom is by no means absurd.
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#374714 - 02/06/09 05:25 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Sorry. I am not really familiar with this but in what respect would a loom be powered?

Maybe I missed the point of a joke.
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#374715 - 02/06/09 05:28 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
From the spinning wheel. I have Amish ppl in my family and I used to sew with my mom. I never caught onto knitting or crochet, though. Sorry for the nerd alert.
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#374716 - 02/06/09 05:32 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
Gia, where are you from?
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#374717 - 02/06/09 05:32 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Miami, Fl and Seattle, Wa.
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#374718 - 02/06/09 05:39 PM Re: twitter?
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
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I can't identify with that at all.

Gia: I hope you have an awesome evening.
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#374719 - 02/06/09 05:40 PM Re: twitter?
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Knitting and sewing etc looks so hard! My mum used to do this when we were little. Those machines looked so complicated!

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#374720 - 02/06/09 05:43 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
They are. I still need help threading the bobbin and ending a seam. My edges are wicked straight, though.
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#374721 - 02/06/09 05:45 PM Re: twitter?
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

@ XPT guess who's a twit on twitter?

twitter.com/giajordan




this really is the end.

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#374722 - 02/06/09 05:51 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I know! Today I learned:

1) jessica drake broke her foot
2) jessica drake was mailing out wicked posters at the post office and a priest waked by.
3) monstar drove in the rain
4) eon mckai opened a window
5) all porn stars are starbucks addicts
6) nikki benz asked jessica drake to bring her a coffee
7) marie luv found a drive-thru starbucks
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#374723 - 02/06/09 06:00 PM Re: twitter?
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

@ XPT guess who's a twit on twitter?

twitter.com/giajordan




this really is the end.




They deserve it.
Somehow that means congratulations Gia.
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#374724 - 02/06/09 06:04 PM Re: twitter?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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The above post is still more informative than PornStarBabylon....
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#374725 - 02/06/09 09:49 PM Re: twitter?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
kimberly kane: me and brandon iron are about to see a movie. pink panther.
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#374726 - 02/07/09 03:57 AM Re: twitter?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

kimberly kane: me and brandon iron are about to see a movie. pink panther.


Jeff was on to something... Good luck going old, twitter, and alone... Keep on keeping busy, girl!
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#374727 - 02/07/09 04:26 AM Re: twitter?
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No twitter for me. I overshare enough here. - Gia Jordan 11/15/08

Then on 06/02/09:

Quote:

@ XPT guess who's a twit on twitter?
twitter.com/giajordan




What made you change your mind?


And I found this little gem as well on page 1 of this thread:

"I hate twitter and everyone on it. It's for brainless fucking trendoids with nary an original thought in their pretty little heads." - pinupmutant 11/18/08
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