I could fill up this entire site with stories of how "modern Medicine" has been wrong, especially in my case. But I wont....

Instead, let me tell you how yesterday, I went down to a Hospital in Southern Connecticut to actually visit a whore friend who was in a car accident...she has a broken pelvis and kneecap, but thankfully her face is intact. I stayed for exactly 17 minutes, noticing how chatty she was for someone 4 days post-major auto accident and supposedly on lots of drugs. I left right after her asking me to score some blow for her, she tells me how a "friend" snuck her in a very pure eightball yesterday and dissolved it in some saline and injected it right into her IV tubing. Hottness

But I dont need the hassle of being arrested in a Hospital when she gran mals and I am busted for holding after they call the code on her and quickly figure out what the fuck is going on.....stupid whores, she couldnt just be satisfied being high on Morphine for a week, noooooooo, she has to go Belushi on me, an she isnt even in a convenient position for me to jerk off into her mouth if I did go to the trouble of scoring for her.