I once dreamed/fantasized I was at AEE in Vegas, Gia called me up from her Hotel room complaining that she had hurt her back and she needed some pain pills so she could sleep and be able to function the next day for some HUGE AVN Event, but in typical Gia demanding fashion "Dont give me any Shit Burg that's gonna knock me out!"

I took advantage of the situation, and after arriving at her room (with a Starbucks Beverage as part of my subterfuge), I put on my most sincere, concerned and convincing BURG act and gave her two Morphine Tablets telling her they were mere extra strength prescription Non Steroidal Anti Inflamatories....20 minutes later Gia is out cold and then I proceed to stick my cock in all her holes (NOT FUCK, just stick it in once to see what it feels like) and then I spend the next 90 minutes masturbating and ejaculating as many times possible (figure 5 or 6 total splooges to be realistic) in her hair, in her underpants (which I put back on her) and all over her perfect ass. I leave her a note which says "Gia, you fell asleep...I hope the pills help. Let me know if you need more. Take care, Burglar" It would be interesting watching Gia wake up from her semi-coma and trying to figure out why everything is so crusty.

Now you all know how good a friend I consider Gia and how much I respect her....