Retail is for suckers, Iron. I paid $20.95 at Jaded Video. And it was a pretty hot video, all things considered, except for the crushing disappointment of the bait-and-switch on the cover image.

This is something to work on for Hookers and Blow #4. Hire bona fide drugged-up whores. There've got to be enough of those in the circles you run in. Film them getting high, or appearing to get high. Nobody can prove that the activity depicted is or is not actual drug consumption. Let the ones who want to pretend to sniff confectioner's sugar or something like that.

Why is this important? It will help me masturbate. Since you confess that you might only move 800 to 1000 units shipped, one vocal masturbator is actually a significant slice of your market. Respond to the market, Brandon Iron!