I have a complaint, and that is one of false advertising. I purchased (purchased, Goddammit!) Hookers and Blow #1 on the strength of the cover image, showing a fat rail of what appeared to be cocaine perched on the bent penis of whichever mope, about to be hoovered up by Missy Stone who was clutching a rolled-up dollar bill.



There was nothing of the sort in this video. Have I missed something?

This series demands at least the appearance of cocaine abuse by porn whores. Come on, Brandon!