I'm not falling for that again. Last time Willie told me to meet me in a bathroom, he started tapping his shoes under my stall in some weird code and asking if I thought this cartoon was "funny."


My face flushed before I could do the same to that commode. I ran -- not walked -- away, leaving behind 2 things both full of shit.

No thanks, Limp Willie. Please stop PM'ing me asking if it's ok for you to give me "mono." I am not sure if you are referring to your monograph or something more sinister.

I'm not interested.