True, My son has had a mohawk since he turned 1... We happen to think its fucking awesome and his punk rock t-shirts and jeans are rad....

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and make them wait while you check with your escort service for your next gig, and then LEAVE the kid with the Hotel-casino day care staff/center while you run up to the 14th floor, room 14105 and accept 450 bucks plus 125 dollar agency fee from a fat guy from Duluth, Minnesota and

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False. Im far too picky... And that not alot of money, I can spend that in seconds...

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yank his pee pee for 3 minutes with your top off ... and then say "thank you sweetie....muah"

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Wait THATS IT!... On second thought... Hahaha, NO...

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and rush back down to claim your kid before the day care staff discover how neglected he really is,

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False... I wont even leave my kid at the Ikea daycare for 1 minute...

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or before the Kid himself starts saying shit like "My mommy has a hole that men give her money to play with so she can buy me Skittles and Ice cream..."

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False, I limit his sugar intake. He only eats ice cream once a week IF he learns to read something new. Also, he probably already says shit like that, I just havent caught him yet. He knows better than to derail the money train.

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Hmmm, Huh, do ya???

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The girl in the picture dresses similar to me, her handbag looks like one I have.
The boy reminds me of mine.
The carseat/stroller looks like the one I had.
Im always on my blackberry. Well not always, just alot.
But her butt is flatter than mine...

Why do you hate that whore so much you know her or something???