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#374244 - 11/13/08 02:11 AM
Never approach a girl when she's alone in her car.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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...and just minding her own business.
I got into my car after shooting all night. I check the dash, key in ignition, etc. Some dude is knocking on my car window. He doesn't move. he keeps knocking. I roll down the window by one inch. I thought maybe he worked there and had to tell me to pull out carefully, following the guy with the orange flaggers or what not. wrong. he's just some random dude trying to talk to me and NOT MOVING AWAY FROM MY CAR.
I fling the car door open. Pretty much onto him. He backs off slightly. I GET OUT OF MY CAR and DART TOWARDS HIM. he's backing away. By this time, I'm yelling, making sure I make a scene so security or someone hears/sees me. I'm yelling, "NEVER APPROACH A GIRL BECAUSE SHE'S BY HERSELF AT NIGHT. NEVER!!!!!!"
He's back peddling and trying to explain himself. Then his friends jump in and tell me I'm a whore because I drive an Audi. Um, I drove an Audi before I was a whore, folks. I keep darting twds ALL FIVE GUYS repeating, "NEVER APPROACH A GIRL AT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE SHE"S ALONE."
The original guy who approached me lunges forward. I punch him in the jaw. His friends hold him back. Now all guys are telling me I'm a huge whore who needs to mind my business.
MIND MY BUSINESS?!!!!!
When a girl is just trying to get in her car and drive away like everyone else, but is being interrupted just because she is female and alone, IT IS EVERYONE'S BUSINESS.
EVERYONE'S.
Naturally, the valet guys operating the lot this occurred in on Schraeder/Hollywood Blvd just stood there like schleps as if they were watching this on television instead of real life.
I will never park in this lot again. You will never see my money again.
Sure, this may happen again at another lot, another time in life, but I WILL ALWAYS CAUSE A SCENE.
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#374246 - 11/13/08 02:39 AM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I'll fight til my very last shred. If I die, I die. All I ask is that someone publish my book. I leave nothing behind except gobs of money and memories of other people. Usually, I don't even attract such ultra violence. They kept blocking their license plate. Thanks, guys.
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#374250 - 11/13/08 08:08 AM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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jesus
thats scary as hell
they oughta know better- and good for you for tellin them so gia!
i woulda frozen up like a deer in the headlights!
maybe you can report the valets to their supervisor?
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#374252 - 11/13/08 10:42 AM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Gia is my fav girl on here but... "I GET OUT OF MY CAR and DART TOWARDS HIM. he's backing away".
What man backs away from a 115lb girl that is like... 4'11"?
I'm 5'4". I'd die if I weighed that much at 4'11".
Burg, that's not me in the pic. No way would I wear those shoes.
LOL, Im glad you punched him in the face, I never leave my home w/out my pepper spray ( I have like 5, if ya want one, I'd gladly send it to ya) and a really beautiful knife (jagged edged) in my purse, always. When I have to walk the dogs late at nite, I only take my phone and the dogs.
You should carry something. Sometimes these sick fuckers will hurt you if you go towards them but Im like you, I'd probably die in a fight protecting myself. I could never ever let anyone get away with shit, male or female. Good for you but be careful. 
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#374253 - 11/13/08 11:03 AM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
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Ugh...this is why I at least carry my Taser at all times...my gun if I can. If you want a prostitute...go get one dude,because thats the ONLY girl who MIGHT respond to this.
The great thing about the Taser is that it is LOUD and intimidating looking so you rarely even have to get close enough to shock anyone. Just crack it in the air and they run like scared bunnies! Which is entertaining.
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#374255 - 11/13/08 11:52 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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perfect response.
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#374256 - 11/13/08 03:32 PM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her car.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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"The original guy who approached me lunges forward. I punch him in the jaw."
I'm afraid I'd have ripped your throat out for that.
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#374258 - 11/13/08 04:14 PM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her car.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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I have no friends that would hold me back.
But then again, I'm not approaching a girl, when she's alone. In or out of her car.
It's all kind of hypothetical, really.
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#374259 - 11/13/08 09:49 PM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Ugh...this is why I at least carry my Taser at all times...my gun if I can. If you want a prostitute...go get one dude,because thats the ONLY girl who MIGHT respond to this.
The great thing about the Taser is that it is LOUD and intimidating looking so you rarely even have to get close enough to shock anyone. Just crack it in the air and they run like scared bunnies! Which is entertaining.
I soooooo want a fucking Taser. But guns are not legal to carry here in NY, you must be a store owner and cant just carry it like that and I believe you have to have a clean record, and I dont. But I sooooooooo want a taser, Im jealous.
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#374260 - 11/13/08 10:49 PM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Ugh...this is why I at least carry my Taser at all times...my gun if I can. If you want a prostitute...go get one dude,because thats the ONLY girl who MIGHT respond to this.
The great thing about the Taser is that it is LOUD and intimidating looking so you rarely even have to get close enough to shock anyone. Just crack it in the air and they run like scared bunnies! Which is entertaining.
Yess!! I love my taser too. I'd never use it to scare bunnies though.
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#374262 - 11/14/08 05:03 PM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Every time you post that picture I have to make sure thats not me and my kids... Its creepy.
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#374264 - 11/14/08 11:51 PM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Every time you post that picture I have to make sure thats not me and my kids... Its creepy.
Creepy? How so? Do you deck your kids out in fucked up hair dos and shitty clothes
True, My son has had a mohawk since he turned 1... We happen to think its fucking awesome and his punk rock t-shirts and jeans are rad.... 
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and make them wait while you check with your escort service for your next gig, and then LEAVE the kid with the Hotel-casino day care staff/center while you run up to the 14th floor, room 14105 and accept 450 bucks plus 125 dollar agency fee from a fat guy from Duluth, Minnesota and
False. Im far too picky...  And that not alot of money, I can spend that in seconds... 
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yank his pee pee for 3 minutes with your top off ... and then say "thank you sweetie....muah"
Wait THATS IT!... On second thought... Hahaha, NO...
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and rush back down to claim your kid before the day care staff discover how neglected he really is,
False... I wont even leave my kid at the Ikea daycare for 1 minute... 
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or before the Kid himself starts saying shit like "My mommy has a hole that men give her money to play with so she can buy me Skittles and Ice cream..."
False, I limit his sugar intake. He only eats ice cream once a week IF he learns to read something new. Also, he probably already says shit like that, I just havent caught him yet. He knows better than to derail the money train. 
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Hmmm, Huh, do ya???
The girl in the picture dresses similar to me, her handbag looks like one I have.
The boy reminds me of mine.
The carseat/stroller looks like the one I had.
Im always on my blackberry. Well not always, just alot.
But her butt is flatter than mine...
Why do you hate that whore so much you know her or something??? 
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#374265 - 11/15/08 12:51 AM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Idont know her at all, no fucking idea who she is....I jut snapped the pic because I could tell she was jonesing for her FIX of whatever by her actions and the way the kid was getting on her nerves and the way she was dialing the cell and talking. I was hoping to witness a deal go down, and perhaps some other histrionics.
From behind, she resembles Gia when Gi had her hair colored like that.....
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#374269 - 11/15/08 06:36 AM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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When frat boys attack.
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#374270 - 11/15/08 11:34 AM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I could tell she was jonesing for her FIX of whatever by her actions and the way the kid was getting on her nerves and the way she was dialing the cell and talking.
LMAO, you would think I was about to commit murder if you saw me dialing/texting and being annoyed by child/children...
Im going to vegas sometime in January or February to visit some "family". Im pretty sure ill be leaving the kids with their caretaker/slave and make sure I take my celly. I havent been there since I became of legal age. I hope its fun.
Go in January so you can go to AVN! 
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#374271 - 11/15/08 09:08 PM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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Claw hammer and an ether rag.
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Sandblasted faces, no mouths to scream. Needless object always scratching. This breach in heaven irised shut. It scorns the land without even ghosts
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#374272 - 11/15/08 09:16 PM
Re: Never approach a girl when she's alone in her
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Piano wire and a brick.
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#374273 - 11/15/08 11:59 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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Duct tape and a Yoko Ono's greatest hits CD.
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#374275 - 11/16/08 08:47 AM
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Anonymous
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Duct tape and a Yoko Ono's greatest hits CD.
So you've been to Abu Ghraib?
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#374276 - 11/16/08 04:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Go in January so you can go to AVN!
I dunno if that would be fun for me, and Ill more than likely be out of place. Will you be there?
@ Conquistador....I hope Im not hallucinating, your avatar is moving....?...?...
This board is AVN enough for me. I would never pay to fly there. To do what?, the only ones I'd ever like to meet in person would be Gia, Bella and Melissa Lauren. Other than that no interest at all, I like the gossip though so I come here for that. And Gia isn't a pornstar anymore, but she would probably be there photographing.
And I watch porn  I get my fill.
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#374278 - 11/16/08 07:04 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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Is that a lost gerbil?
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OMG that sounds so scary, did they know who you were?... Were you scared?... Do you carry around a shank or pepper spray?... Do you think that they were going to try to hurt you?...
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