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Ugh...this is why I at least carry my Taser at all times...my gun if I can. If you want a prostitute...go get one dude,because thats the ONLY girl who MIGHT respond to this.

The great thing about the Taser is that it is LOUD and intimidating looking so you rarely even have to get close enough to shock anyone. Just crack it in the air and they run like scared bunnies! Which is entertaining.

I soooooo want a fucking Taser. But guns are not legal to carry here in NY, you must be a store owner and cant just carry it like that and I believe you have to have a clean record, and I dont. But I sooooooooo want a taser, Im jealous.