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#37424 - 07/13/04 07:47 PM Jesse Jane: Hits monkeys top 5 with a bullet
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When i first saw jesse jane, i though she is hot in the fake blonde, beach kind of way and could be a nice krystal steal like porn star. Of late she is the most media hyped porn star in the business not named jenna, only problem is she isn't really a porn star. You have to of made at least 20 videos or be active in making porn to be called a porn star, she has made a small handful like 6-7 pornos and none in the last year, yet she is in france getting giant crowds of photographers taking pictures of her, on the covers of mainstream mags, and no hanging out with brittney spears as reported on lukeis back. here is what was written.


Britney Spears - Jesse Jane

I heard tonight that Britney Spears' manager is throwing a party soon for Jesse Jane in Las Vegas. Jesse and Britney seem to be friends, according to what Jesse told me tonight. They've hung out several times.

I hear Jesse is going to be on the cover of People magazine in about two months.

But more important than all that is that Jesse's friend Larissa is back in Los Angeles.



Its total bullshit and there are far more active and in my eyes ATTRACTIVE porn stars that haven't recieved 1/100 th of the attention she has. Hence jess hits my top 5 hated list settling in at number 4. Here is my list updated.


top 5 most hated

1. scott fayner
2. zenman
3. hardcoregossip guy
4. jesse jane
5. spyder jones



If any of you agree or disagree with this or have your own top 5 hate lists, feel free to share, much love monkey.
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#37425 - 07/13/04 08:17 PM Re: Jesse Jane: Hits monkeys top 5 with a bullet
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Registered: 08/26/03
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2. zenman




I'd like to thank the Academy, my mother and father, God, my agent, oh wait, I'm number 2.... dammit.
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#37426 - 07/13/04 09:13 PM Re: Jesse Jane: Hits monkeys top 5 with a bullet
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Registered: 02/12/04
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Damn you, zenman! That was my line!
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#37427 - 07/13/04 09:14 PM Re: Jesse Jane: Hits monkeys top 5 with a bullet
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Damn you, zenman! That was my line!




When I read your other post I thought you copped it from me! LOL
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#37428 - 07/14/04 08:07 AM Re: Jesse Jane: Hits monkeys top 5 with a bullet
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Registered: 07/12/04
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Loc: Mars
Who is Spyder Jones?

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#37429 - 07/14/04 08:13 AM Re: Jesse Jane: Hits monkeys top 5 with a bullet
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Who is Spyder Jones?




I thnk that's the name of the character played by Mr Tera Patrick on that prison show he's on.
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#37430 - 07/14/04 08:19 AM Re: Jesse Jane: Hits monkeys top 5 with a bullet
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Registered: 07/12/04
Posts: 165
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Thanks Zenman, Ijust saw the picture in the other thread- i guess he is Evan Sienfeld of Biohazard and OZ fame? I did not know however that he was married to Tera. Thanks for the info.

Monkey why do you hate Spyder? You better be nicer to him he looks like a tough guy.

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#37431 - 07/14/04 03:29 PM Re: Jesse Jane: Hits monkeys top 5 with a bullet
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Monkey why do you hate Spyder? You better be nicer to him he looks like a tough guy.






One day i will urinate on spyder. It probably won't be today or tommorrow or even next week, it will likely be a tuesday though.
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#37432 - 07/14/04 03:43 PM Re: Jesse Jane: Hits monkeys top 5 with a bullet
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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I thnk that's the name of the character played by Mr Tera Patrick on that prison show he's on.





Actually it's his nom de porn. So you won't say "Why do I have to look at this fat-ass Evan Seinfeld?" but "Why do I have to look at this fat-ass Evan Seinfeld or whatever fucking name he's going by?" Or, you could be like me, never see it and thus never say anything except "Hey, I had June 2006 in the office pool for the month Tera goes on trial for drug trafficking and income tax evasion."
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#37433 - 07/14/04 03:44 PM Re: Jesse Jane: Hits monkeys top 5 with a bullet
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Or, you could be like me, never see it and thus never say anything except "Hey, I had June 2006 in the office pool for the month Tera goes on trial for drug trafficking and income tax evasion."





YES. (standing ovation breaks out). Nice, very nice.
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#37434 - 07/14/04 03:56 PM Re: Jesse Jane: Hits monkeys top 5 with a bullet
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Registered: 04/19/04
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One day i will urinate on spyder. It probably won't be today or tommorrow or even next week, it will likely be a tuesday though.




Monkey, you are amazing ... I love the fact that you claim it will be on a Tuesday because that is my stock answer to any date based question asked of me. Cleetus when are you going to cut the lawn- Tuesday, cleet when are you oing to pay me that money you owe me - tuesday. It works really well too- except on Mondays
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#37435 - 07/16/04 05:47 PM Re: Jesse Jane: Hits monkeys top 5 with a bullet
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Registered: 07/20/03
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LOL.Thats classic monkey.



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