I was fifteen, hanging out with my best friend. She was babysitting, the kids had gone to bed, and the dad had a huge porn collection (VHS - that's how old I am). I don't remember what it was except that I was really disappointed to see that sex wasn't glamorous and transcendent - it looked the same as dogs fucking.

When I was 19, I came into possession of a compilation called "Knob Gobblers", also through babysitting. This time, the neighbor dropped her kids off for a play date with the 2 yr old and 4 year old I took care off (I was a nanny). She grabbed a tape off the shelf and brought it for them to watch, and misread the label - she thought it said "Hob Goblins" and was some kind of Halloween cartoon.

Still makes me laugh