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#374147 - 11/12/08 09:16 PM The Poopless Dog
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Hey guys, this is Gia's friend E... She is so " no maintenance" she really wants a dog BUT she doesn't want one that she has to clean its poop and doesn't want to really pay much attention to it either so if anyone knows a breed of dog that doesn't poop or need any kind of human or animal interaction please let her know.
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#374148 - 11/12/08 09:26 PM Re: The Poopless Dog
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Yeah Im still waiting till they make one of those...

Just get a regular dog, neglect it, throw it in the bathroom...Pop a cork in its ass so it wont shit and rarely feed it. Keep its fur fluffy and no one will notice...Good luck...

Also an option...



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#374149 - 11/12/08 09:53 PM Re: The Poopless Dog
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A stuffed one. Or what are those faggoty Japanese 'pets' from the 90's? Tomagotchi?

Just don't ask Taylor Rain...
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#374150 - 11/12/08 10:33 PM Re: The Poopless Dog
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FOUND IT!
Where Gia can get a poopless dog, I can myself a Dinosaur, Conquistador can get a new hamster, and Panz can get any pet of his choice at a very very low price of course. Hell, even Ryan Knox can get himself a pet rock...

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#374151 - 11/13/08 12:45 AM Re: The Poopless Dog
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[MiaRose] poopless dog....haaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr [/MiaRose]
rock on baby G!!!

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#374152 - 11/13/08 02:03 AM Re: The Poopless Dog
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Don't get one like this. Mom got this dog a little over a week ago. She weighs four pounds and shits as much as a Great Dane.

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#374153 - 11/13/08 10:45 AM Re: The Poopless Dog
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^^^Doxies are beautiful Nite but I have to agree, I have an 11lb Shihtzu and his shits amaze me. Gross
But I love him and look the other way with the bag on my hand.

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#374154 - 11/13/08 03:28 PM Re: The Poopless Dog
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Dead dogs don't shit. Don't need attention, either.
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#374155 - 11/13/08 05:56 PM Re: The Poopless Dog
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If Knox's ass works anything like his p3n0r then Gia may be in luck, E. Then there's the odor problem though..

Nevermind.
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#374156 - 11/13/08 06:11 PM Re: The Poopless Dog
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Quote:

Hey guys, this is Gia's friend E... She is so " no maintenance" she really wants a dog BUT she doesn't want one that she has to clean its poop and doesn't want to really pay much attention to it either so if anyone knows a breed of dog that doesn't poop or need any kind of human or animal interaction please let her know.




I think that is called a cat.

Really, a cat that has a scratching post, a litter box, etc. will give occasional companionship. You can select one that looks nice, or pretty, or whatever, and all you have to do is food, water, and litter box maintenance every couple days or so. Even better would be several cats, so they can entertain each other, and guests.

But ask some of your friends, first. Some folks do well with cats, others find something a deal killer. Can you deal with shedding, grooming, etc. or do you need a short haired cat? Charin was very independent, and would have done well with you, but Rasputin was only happy in someone's lap, you would have gotten tired of him.

Maybe a good friend can hook you up with someone whose personality and personal habits will be a good fit with you. But keep in mind, it is a maybe a twenty year commitment.

Good luck.

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#374157 - 11/13/08 09:44 PM Re: The Poopless Dog
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Cats are awesome, but I believe one time her room mate came home with one without asking her and she blew a fucking fit, I dont think she's a cat person, she likes dogs.

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