Quotes taken from
http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=31263Fantasy: "It’s great to be part of the Hustler family."
Reality: I have no home and I need money desperately.
Fantasy: "Ever the exhibitionist, Love’s stage show is a completely interactive experience for audience members."
Reality: She's available as a hooker after her shift is done.
Fantasy: "Shy is available for lap dances, Polaroid’s, and autographs."
Reality: I'm so desperate for money, you can a picture of me flossing my giant, overgrown, beaverish incisors.
Fantasy: "If you desire a more intimate look at this sexy, sultry Latina, many of her favorite DVDs will be on hand for purchase."
Reality: My DVDs sell like crap, so I have a bunch of extras sitting beside the dumpster I share with Chasey Lain.
Fantasy: "The fan favorite..."
Reality: Fan = 2 guys sharing an apartment in Canoga Park.
And where does this huge "world tour" head: 2 distant suburbs of L.A., and LoCal. Make sure you all show up and pay the skank in Monopoly money.