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#373968 - 11/11/08 10:31 PM
Don Rickles
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Porn Jesus
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I just saw him on Letterman tonight and he FUCKING KILLED. It was hard to breathe because I was laughing so hard. Did anyone else see it?
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#373970 - 11/11/08 11:37 PM
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calling dibs on ron dickles as my porn name.
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#373971 - 11/11/08 11:40 PM
Re: Don Rickles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I hope you do a dp with Dick Chibbles.
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#373972 - 11/11/08 11:43 PM
Re: Don Rickles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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actually, I'm scheduled with chick dibbles
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#373973 - 11/12/08 12:21 AM
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I just watched it and you're right, he killed.
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#373975 - 11/12/08 12:44 AM
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And his cumshots are lousy. His Prick Dribbles.
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#373976 - 11/12/08 12:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Probably from the bong ripples.
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#373977 - 11/12/08 02:54 AM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Do you mean to say he never sucked your nipples?
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#373978 - 11/12/08 04:04 AM
Re: Don Rickles
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Fiddlestickles!
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#373982 - 11/12/08 01:35 PM
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Shut it Stevie. I realize that you're entitled to your opinion but that doesn't mean anyone here wants to read it.
Maybe next time he'll reference Narnia Lego collections and Hentai man-boi conventions. Right up your alley, YES?
Anyways...
I hate paul shaffer and Rickles had his number from the start. Good stuff.
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#373984 - 11/12/08 02:44 PM
Re: Don Rickles
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Registered: 07/28/07
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Am I the only one who clicked on the thread thinking I was going to read about his death?
I saw two minutes of letterman. Let's see, Don did the impression of his wife looking at her jewlery-speckled-fingers; and he did a dig at Paul for not paying attention. Where did Don Kill? Seems like the same old act.
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#373986 - 11/12/08 05:35 PM
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[x] provoke 25 gloid/tards to meltdown or 1 ginger
porn-phag to not only defend his existence but try and make it relevant.
Shit!. I just leveled up.
I never said hilarious.. I said I didn't like pau.. WAIT.
B.A.T.M.A.N.
L.E.G.O.
get the fuck outta here...lol
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#373988 - 11/12/08 05:53 PM
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That's what I'm here for Charin.
I get fucked up and post shit and it's up to you to
what I said.
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#373990 - 11/12/08 07:45 PM
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#373991 - 11/13/08 06:43 PM
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Lets see.. second Wednesday of the month..?
It Must be GHB!. In between date raping myself I made you look like a complete fucken queer.
Congrats on the "coke" thing though. lol
Life experience is everything unless you're a beet-faced spotted minority that collects kid toys and 3rd graders with equal enthusiasm.
Well played Tevie.
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#373995 - 11/14/08 09:56 PM
Re: Don Rickles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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The Dickies on CPO Sharkey (apparently, Rickles was trickling in the men's room): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xqx31g9Mes(bonus points for Latino/cockroach joke).
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#373996 - 11/15/08 02:19 AM
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I thought I was the only one who remembered CPO Sharkey. I also thought it was best left forgotten.
Didn't remember that, though.
Best Don Rickles: The scheming bastard "Crapgame" in Kelly's Heroes.
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#373997 - 11/17/08 08:51 PM
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if you like Rickles you really need to click this now, it is only 1:13
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#374001 - 12/10/08 09:42 PM
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Mr. Warmth never disappoints...and the guys 82.....fuck I wont make it past 30 if I try.
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