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#373890 - 11/10/08 07:56 AM Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9197	Could't wait to hear this news: Quote: Hey Everyone! I know it’s been a long time since I have been in front of a camera. Well I have finally decided to put my hiatus to sleep. I have not performed for companies for about 2 years. I have finally lost all my weight as you can tell by my recent photos on myspace. Well it was NOT easy to lose all the weight I had gained bc believe me I had put on the pounds. Now that it is all off I intend to keep it off and start working again. I am now being represented by Lisa Ann. I am very greatful to be represented by such a fantastic invidual and agency. I look forward to being represented by her agency for the rest of my career. So I am back!!! Love Ya ALL!!! Taryn : ) http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=31204 I guess in this whore's case, "unretiring" from porno is synonymous with "retiring from prostitution." But hoooey, this is just what the world needs: another washed up porno skank who can't make a living running a cash register or showing diners to their tables at the local Sizzler. And apparently too stupid/apathetic to make it as a hooker. By the sounds of it, all those photos from last year showing her weight loss were complete bullshit. I always read from rejects like her that lots of sex was great aerobic exercise. So either (i) prostitution made her feel so despondent she took solace in the bottom of a Dreyer's ice cream vat, or (ii) she never got to actually have enough sex as a hooker to realize all those health benefits. And what is it with every whore who's less than sixty years of age coming back into porn? It's like there was a whore shortage, and Bill Margold sent up a batsignal from his PAW office for every washed-out performer to come out of the cracks (pun intended) and flood the porno market with even more useless smut. Maybe Taryn and that dickhead Jeff Mullen can pool their three functioning dendrites on "Weekend at Jon Dough's" or "Not_______________(insert 70s sitcom name)XXX." So Taryn, just stay away from the porno. There are fresher-faced whores who can do what you've already done; they're better looking and not one tenth as jaded as you are. If we really do need a whore who can take a baseball bat up her ass, we'll call Melissa. Just go back to Hooters on Mill Avenue. I'm sure they need a good dishwasher.
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#373891 - 11/10/08 12:24 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
MR WHIP Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/29/07 Posts: 178 Loc: Woodland Hills	Quote: So Taryn, just stay away from the porno. There are fresher-faced whores who can do what you've already done; they're better looking and not one tenth as jaded as you are. If we really do need a whore who can take a baseball bat up her ass, we'll call Melissa. Just go back to Hooters on Mill Avenue. I'm sure they need a good dishwasher. true'ah right now' there;s a lot'ah of gurlz r leaving' d' biz cuz' there is no work'h tha;h economic'h crisi's ha'd hit' porn'ah too; i know gurlz' who only; hav'e 3 o 4 booking'z monthly, dark' day's to da' biz may come'ah :O _________________________ "A thief knows a thief as a wolf knows a wolf." Persian proverb'ah
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#373892 - 11/10/08 12:25 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	According to BodyMiracle Taryn will still be in NYC until November 15. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#373893 - 11/10/08 02:40 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	1800 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR TAYLOR WANE? Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaa! What a delusional whore... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#373894 - 11/10/08 03:58 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Just go back to Hooters on Mill Avenue. I'm sure they need a good dishwasher. The first pierced tongue I ever saw belonged to a waitress at the Hooters on Mill Avenue on New Year's Eve in 1997. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#373895 - 11/10/08 10:16 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9197	Quote: According to BodyMiracle Taryn will still be in NYC until November 15. I have it on good authority that, while she will be physically in NYC, she will be unable to hook because she will contract brucellosis canis right before she leaves. Anyhow, that wouldn't stop Chub Chub from shooting with some "director" who will agonize over how to "best present her sexual talents" for a month or two. Either that or go broke. So I'm banking on Johnny Dorko, David Stanley or Anarchy Films. She can lose all the weight she wants, get the best inflato-chest she can find, replaster her face, get the Danielle Derek ass implants...and she'll still be "Chub Chub" to pornoland. I think that's hilarious because I know it infuriates her.
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#373896 - 11/11/08 12:11 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	Call me crazy, but I'll put a couple coins towards a rental with some new Taryn Thomas. She WAS fun to watch... _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#373897 - 11/11/08 10:59 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	more power to her if she gets any bookings... Bring on the stretchmarks!!!!!
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#373898 - 11/11/08 06:49 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	You know the old addage Willie... The only retired whore is a dead one. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#373899 - 11/12/08 02:30 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: true'ah right now' there;s a lot'ah of gurlz r leaving' d' biz cuz' there is no work'h tha;h economic'h crisi's ha'd hit' porn'ah too; i know gurlz' who only; hav'e 3 o 4 booking'z monthly, dark' day's to da' biz may come'ah :O Myyy naaaame is Armaaaando Alleeejaaandrroooo Estraaaadaaa. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#373900 - 11/12/08 08:36 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	oh i think shes pretty! _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#373901 - 12/04/08 08:59 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
Porn Review Guy Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 11/17/03 Posts: 78 Loc: Cali-freakin'-fornia	Fuckin' funny & oh so true. _________________________ ex Porn Reviewer and Pervert now living the Quiet Life
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#373902 - 12/13/08 11:12 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
gonzo420 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/02/05 Posts: 458 Loc: the ATL	Quote: Quote: true'ah right now' there;s a lot'ah of gurlz r leaving' d' biz cuz' there is no work'h tha;h economic'h crisi's ha'd hit' porn'ah too; i know gurlz' who only; hav'e 3 o 4 booking'z monthly, dark' day's to da' biz may come'ah :O Myyy naaaame is Armaaaando Alleeejaaandrroooo Estraaaadaaa. Are you a fucking pro wrestling mark?? I bet you are. That's that faggot from RAW. Nothing worse than a wrestling Mark. ERIC IFAG _________________________ "mmmmm.. nuthin says lovin like...eating babies!!!"-Sierra Sinn
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#373903 - 12/13/08 11:31 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	[Mr. Kettle]Well, apparently Mr. Pot, you're quite famaliar with whom I was speaking of, so...um, speak for yourself.[/Mr. Kettle] Why yes! Yes, that was a wrasslin' character, an industry that is more fake than porn! And just what the fuck is a 'mark'? My name is Eric, jackass. Got any stalker footage of your favorite whore(s) this past week, Goonzo? _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#373904 - 12/14/08 08:47 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Eric IAFD = Eric Swiss?
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#373906 - 12/23/08 06:40 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Unretiring...Ugh!
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	awthankyou se has a good blog too _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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