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Hey Everyone!

I know it’s been a long time since I have been in front of a camera. Well I have finally decided to put my hiatus to sleep. I have not performed for companies for about 2 years. I have finally lost all my weight as you can tell by my recent photos on myspace. Well it was NOT easy to lose all the weight I had gained bc believe me I had put on the pounds. Now that it is all off I intend to keep it off and start working again. I am now being represented by Lisa Ann. I am very greatful to be represented by such a fantastic invidual and agency. I look forward to being represented by her agency for the rest of my career.

So I am back!!!

Love Ya ALL!!!

Taryn : )
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I guess in this whore's case, "unretiring" from porno is synonymous with "retiring from prostitution." But hoooey, this is just what the world needs: another washed up porno skank who can't make a living running a cash register or showing diners to their tables at the local Sizzler. And apparently too stupid/apathetic to make it as a hooker. By the sounds of it, all those photos from last year showing her weight loss were complete bullshit. I always read from rejects like her that lots of sex was great aerobic exercise. So either (i) prostitution made her feel so despondent she took solace in the bottom of a Dreyer's ice cream vat, or (ii) she never got to actually have enough sex as a hooker to realize all those health benefits.

And what is it with every whore who's less than sixty years of age coming back into porn? It's like there was a whore shortage, and Bill Margold sent up a batsignal from his PAW office for every washed-out performer to come out of the cracks (pun intended) and flood the porno market with even more useless smut. Maybe Taryn and that dickhead Jeff Mullen can pool their three functioning dendrites on "Weekend at Jon Dough's" or "Not_______________(insert 70s sitcom name)XXX."

So Taryn, just stay away from the porno. There are fresher-faced whores who can do what you've already done; they're better looking and not one tenth as jaded as you are. If we really do need a whore who can take a baseball bat up her ass, we'll call Melissa. Just go back to Hooters on Mill Avenue. I'm sure they need a good dishwasher.