The truth that Emily is in jail, thankfully still alive after you guys made her believe she was worthless, and that my other pornstar friend is in a drug rehab due to taking porn your school's "how to aggravate an already fucked up situation 101." Let's talk about truth then.

And no, this is not Shelley Lubben, just a normal dude with a brain. I have a degree, which I'm sure will insult you, as most porn employees probably do not have much of an education based on the remarks I've received on this piece of shit blog site regarding wanting to help my friends.
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Captain Save Ahoe