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#373661 - 11/10/08 12:47 AM Emily Evermore in the clink
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I found this post while looking for pw's on craigslist tonight.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/ers/910702354.html

PURPOSE:
To ask for help for a porn star friend of mine (I'm not in the porn business. I'm just a regular friend of hers with an office job). Emily needs your support so that she can get back onto the right path of sobriety and moderation. I will provide you with her jail mailing address and booking number if you request it. I'm also going to be printing photographs of her, then I will mail them to her in jail, as she's allowed 5 photographs per week. If you write her, she will send an autographed picture (but at least send her some commissary money if you can, anything will help this poor soul).

CURRENT BIOGRAPHY
My friend, Emily Evermore (that's not her real name) is currently in jail, and she may be facing state prison depending the outcome of her 11/20/08 court date/arraignment. After she was kicked-out of a court ordered (Proposition 36) drug rehab program back in late September 2008, she ran into some usual "retired" pornstar bad habits, and she was arrested last week. Now, she may be facing state prison time.

I'm trying to find her normal sober friends, because she seems constantly surrounded by bad friends. She's a very good person, and she has a good heart; however, she currently finds herself confused and lost after her leaving the porn industry, which deceived and robbed her of her purpose in life, just as all other pornstars are deceived. Anyways, she needs good friends, and she needs a good boyfriend, of which I told her I would help her find.

Please, help show Emily that there are people out there who still care.

Write me, and I'll forward you her jail contact information. Or if you want an autographed picture of her, write her and tell her, but please at least don't jip her. She's trying to stay positive, but it's difficult because she has no money to buy anything in there, as other inmates can purchase snacks, etc, but Emily is somewhat in a crisis. I do what I can to help her, but it's not enough.

God Bless.

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#373662 - 11/10/08 01:17 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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If she had been busy making porn instead of doing drugs she wouldn't be in the situation that she is in currently.

I don't know if making an online plea for a "good boyfriend" is the best way to go about acquiring one for her.

We need more details about her being kicked out of the court appointed drug rehab program. Not to mention the "usual retired pornstar bad habits". Hooking, maybe?
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#373663 - 11/10/08 01:51 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Do NOT look at me. I paid her nearly as much as Chris Streams paid Gina Lynn for her interactive movie. Those post-dated checks will start clearing anytime now and there is a balloon payment coming in 2020. Another bit of little-known trivia is that Soderbergh cast Sasha Grey after seeing her in this classic movie.


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#373664 - 11/10/08 04:48 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Quote:

she currently finds herself confused and lost after her leaving the porn industry, which deceived and robbed her of her purpose in life, just as all other pornstars are deceived.




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#373665 - 11/10/08 04:50 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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I'm sure she had all kinds of purpose in her life before porn.
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#373666 - 11/10/08 07:23 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
Willie D Offline

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^^^ she got Mike Ramone bounced out of his job at AVN, that deserves some credit.

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#373667 - 11/10/08 09:37 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Never buy a fixer-upper.

I'm sure there's more to this story, if it's even true.

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#373668 - 11/10/08 02:04 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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should i send cash? is it ok if i use large bills?
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#373669 - 11/10/08 02:31 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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I have no money, but I can make a cake. Do you prefer the white or the brown filling?
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#373670 - 11/10/08 03:53 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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The funniest part is the (that's not her real name) sidebar.
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#373671 - 11/10/08 06:37 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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The industry should raise money and establish a fund to provide locked up porn people with snack money. Afterall, we are like one big family.
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#373672 - 11/10/08 07:07 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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i should write her a letter asking for her used panties!

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#373673 - 11/10/08 07:23 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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In order to further assist Emily, I am auctioning off these 3 limited edition adult-oriented handpainted lithographs. I will personally write my initials in cum and seal them in a ziploc bag. Search "Cum Eating Machine" on Ebay under store xxxXXXxxxx6969. Paypal accepted.




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#373674 - 11/10/08 07:32 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Someone needs to invite that craigslist poster to come on here and prove the claims that she's really locked up and they aren't fronting for some Paypal drop box using their favorite PW as the face of tragedy.

BTW, Brandon, do you EVER get tired of fucking in that yellow apartment?

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#373675 - 11/10/08 07:50 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Does love have a colour, Sir?

You see yellow. I see white and pink and colours that end in "teen."


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#373676 - 11/10/08 09:48 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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very funny, Mr. Iron, and while you're making with the jokes plugging the site, poor Emily is allegedly sitting on a cement slab next to some 7 foot tall version of Rosie O'Donnell known for her exceptionally long tongue.

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#373677 - 11/10/08 10:24 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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She always has a place at my place. That place is on her knees. I am a Christian, after all.

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#373678 - 11/11/08 07:42 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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fat little dumper and everything. it's a shame.

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#373679 - 11/11/08 09:07 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Quote:



Or if you want an autographed picture of her, write her and tell her,





Once a whore, always a whore.
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#373680 - 11/11/08 12:38 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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The line "'m trying to find her normal sober friends" just fucking cracked me up. Is that possible in porn?
Personally i thought she was cute and wouldn't have known she was into the drugs.
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#373681 - 11/11/08 02:18 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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I feel really bad for Emily.. I'll let her do a line off my cock if it will help.

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#373682 - 11/11/08 02:19 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Oh yeah.. I heard Shy and Emily were together when they both got busted..

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#373683 - 11/11/08 02:39 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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^ yeah, exactly what I was thinking. these days people make up any old shit esp when it comes to PW's. I was ready to jump all over the Shy Love arrest had it been true, but I had my doubts so I didn't bother w/ a research expedition.

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#373684 - 11/11/08 02:50 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Her thread at adt has someone who claims to have verified it. Pornlaw said he's looking into it.
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#373685 - 11/11/08 04:25 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Quote:

The industry should raise money and establish a fund to provide locked up porn people with snack money. Afterall, we are like one big family.




You're fucking serious, right?
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#373686 - 11/11/08 05:00 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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What happened to the funds they had when they were in porn? Not my problem Emily doesn't have those anymore. She's just gonna have to get her Fritos from cozying up to a Chula who draws her eyebrows on with a Sharpie.
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#373687 - 11/11/08 06:38 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Oh Gia, you heartless whore!
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#373688 - 11/11/08 07:50 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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I spent 6 hours waiting at Women's Central Jail today. Apprarently they've never heard of "Emily Evermore." Wasted days and wasted nights.

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#373689 - 11/11/08 11:21 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Don' t they usually have the line-up at your place and call it casting?
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#373690 - 11/12/08 12:22 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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When can expect the mugshots for the "I love female mugshots" thread?
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#373691 - 11/12/08 12:36 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Quote:

Don' t they usually have the line-up at your place and call it casting?




As I told you when you tried to get cast, Gia, the movie is called PAROLE VIOLATION and you must be on parole. You only have a few restraining orders. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

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#373692 - 11/12/08 12:40 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Quote:

Quote:

Don' t they usually have the line-up at your place and call it casting?




As I told you when you tried to get cast, Gia, the movie is called PAROLE VIOLATION and you must be on parole. You only have a few restraining orders. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.




No restraining orders here. I'm way to narcissistic and lazy to stalk anything. Unless you count the last size 2 BCBG dress during a 70% off sale.
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#373693 - 11/12/08 10:08 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Lazy whores. Hmm, who'da thunk it?
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#373694 - 11/12/08 10:51 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Like Kurt Lockwood, I am a multiple AVN award nominee. Not sure why I have not won more awards but I am sure sick and tired of going to a certain high-ranking staffer's home for career "motivational" meetings. I can only say that this person likes the Ramones....wink, wink. Emily shared a tip with me on what I had to do and let's just say you can ignore all other nominees for Best New Starlet this year. I am made to endure unspeakable acts of degradation and was told this was B roll for some movie called SLAVE 3.14159265. It's about an ultra-submissive math geek who gets used and abused by a Judas Priest fanatic.

But I digress.

My point is that this high-ranking official told me stories about you, Gia. Intimate, detailed stories. It's clear to me now why you hate Ryan Knox so much. I would hate him, too, if he impregnated me and left to pursue a career in reverse bukkakes. Get over him, Gia. He hurt you but it's you he thinks of when he takes that last golden shower. You are pissed off, yes, but he is pissed on. You are both suffering.

I'll arrange a reconcilation between you two this week.

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#373695 - 11/12/08 11:36 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
have2cit Offline
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and also like Kurt Lockwood, your sexually is far more advanced than anyone else.

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#373696 - 11/12/08 11:56 AM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Further like Kurt Lockwood, I am an accomplished performer, director, and unsigned rock star. You listening, Hollywood? Mr. Soderbergh.......? George Lucas....? Simon Cowell....??

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#373697 - 11/12/08 12:00 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Quote:

and also like Kurt Lockwood, your sexually is far more advanced than anyone else.




We can both agree that your grammar is far from advanced. If you don't know the difference between a noun and an adverb....oh, fuck it. Stay on the sidelines and watch the game.

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#373698 - 11/12/08 12:14 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
Willie D Offline

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Now that you're technically a moderator, how about learning to put all your thoughts into a single post, instead of having to post back-to-back? Is that too much to ask.

And maybe try and introduce some relevance into your posts, instead of your years-old self aggradizement?

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#373699 - 11/12/08 12:27 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Quote:

...instead of your years-old self aggradizement?




Oh, great! Another grade school dropout who can't spell. Please, Limp Willie, just use sign language from now on. Thank you.

I'd tell you not to get bent out of shape but you would have to be in shape to get bent out of it. Fuck it. You are fully, completely, and totally limp. You aspire to be al dente so you could change your name to Al Dente.

Face it, it's not happening.

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#373700 - 11/12/08 12:32 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
MicahKays Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

and also like Kurt Lockwood, your sexually is far more advanced than anyone else.




We can both agree that your grammar is far from advanced. If you don't know the difference between a noun and an adverb....oh, fuck it. Stay on the sidelines and watch the game.




your worse than Cxxx on this whole spelling nazi bullshit.

jump off your horse

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#373701 - 11/12/08 12:40 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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We Nazis like the view better from up here. I'm 5'6" so I need a lift. I just think that I shouldn't have to crack posts like they are ciphers. I'm trying to have a few yucks here, not unlock Operation Barbarossa cryptic messages.

Sorry, gotta go. Soderbergh's on the other line.

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#373703 - 11/12/08 01:43 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Well, I think the results speak for themselves. I hope I get some sort of recognition at the Oscars....the real ones. I'll settle for a tug on the ear from Sasha at the Porn Oscars/AVNs, too. As with everything else in my life, though, I aim high.

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#373704 - 11/12/08 02:21 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
MicahKays Offline
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Quote:

We Nazis like the view better from up here. I'm 5'6" so I need a lift. I just think that I shouldn't have to crack posts like they are ciphers. I'm trying to have a few yucks here, not unlock Operation Barbarossa cryptic messages.

Sorry, gotta go. Soderbergh's on the other line.




you ARE trying way TOO hard to be funny...

Does NOT go while with you...


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#373705 - 11/12/08 03:01 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Quote:

you ARE trying way TOO hard to be funny...

Does NOT go while with you...






Oh, let me have my fun while I figure out how well that goes with me.

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#373707 - 11/12/08 05:43 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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He'd be lucky to go eye to eye with the urinal mint Raperface. You give him way too much credit.
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#373708 - 11/12/08 06:46 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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Quote:


We can both agree that your grammar is far from advanced. If you don't know the difference between a noun and an adverb....oh, fuck it. Stay on the sidelines and watch the game.




I just wanted to give you a push in a different direction or we would be forced to view still more pictures of your penis.

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#373709 - 11/12/08 07:14 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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You need variety. I understand. I don't share your need to look at many different naked men. I can only relate to guys who enjoy a variety of cumeating women.

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#373710 - 11/12/08 08:33 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
have2cit Offline
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We all know your true needs, but Jesus, how many times can you jack off to seeing your own penis on the internet? Everyday and in ever way you're becoming more like smartt.

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#373711 - 11/12/08 09:03 PM Re: Emily Evermore in the clink
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I'm 40, balding, and not very outgoing due to an overly-developed fear of rejection. Will you deny me my one joy in life: receiving fellatio from cocksuckers who swallow?

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#373712 - 11/12/08 10:19 PM Hey asshole employees in the porn biz. Emily
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Go see the lost war at www.lukeisback.com. on Emily's and Shelley's blogs - You will see one of your very best, the Colonel - a pornographer with a napoloen complex be shreaded to tears....lol


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