Just watch this shit, it demonstrates a whole slew of principles and truths behind the Sex industry: Now you know how a crippled FUCK like me can be so immensely popular and loved by Women who sell sex, when THIS specimen represents what MOST customers are like.....fuck is this pathetic or what?

That chick must be totally Desperate. But I also bet that dude HAD to pay her a decent % ABOVE her normal rate to get her to do that shit, especially washing his body hair with her tongue.

Where's pinupmutant? Tell me you wouldnt rather Blow a crippled fuck like me for 1000 bucks, versus blowing (and eating body hair) something like THAT in the video for 3500-4000?

I know Baby G wouldnt even give this guy a Handjob with surgical GLoves for anything less than a grand.....thats right, a 1000 dollar tug job is all that Squid would get. I'm not saying Baby G would treat me any better, but chances are, if I also let her do a complete makeover of my Burglair, she'd prefer gobbling me over this HAiry Social Retard.

But of course, we all know this Squid is a genius Math whiz worth millions, so he forks over 10 grand to someone like Baby G or Pinupmutant and gets them to fuck him (albeit with the whores wearing a hazmat suit and putting a BAG over this guys head, but you'd still have to look at that ridiculous SHAVED pubic area, yeeeesh.)

As a matter of Burg Principle, I would NEVER pay a whore, ANY whore no matter how gorgeous, more than $5k for a nights debauchery (there's a ceiling for just how much SEx should be paid for, its just finite in its pleasure and utility.) So I wouldnt fork over the 10G that this squid must pay for the privilege of dipping his absurdly small penis. And compared to him, I am fucking Burg-dingo ('cept my pee pee is white)..

That kind of shit happens on the regular @ boygirlbang. They used to have a guy there called Tubby Bob who was basically the same mop, except his dick was smaller and he was more rotund.

Anyone remember the crippled guy who set up a website during the 2006 AEE, asking for mercy fucks from the whores who were going to be there?

Women require all men to pay for sex. Those of us that consort with whores pony up cash not for the sex, but so that the whore goes away when the sex is over.

Wow, then guys must have it easy with me. As soon as the sex is over, I high tail it on outta there. I'm referring to regular boy meets girl dating relationships. I have found it makes the guy want me more in the long run. It's a very desirable trait.

I have too much dignity to spend the night and cuddle and all that bullshit. That's for suckers. Any guy that wants that is a loser. Also, I fucking hate Seinfeld. Predictable irony at best, hideous cast, extend the jokes too long...I think I've seen like 2 episodes before vomiting. Curb Your Enthusiasm is tops in my book.

That was random, I fucking hate Jewfeld I have never watched it in my life, if I did it would probably be to make it easier to pull the trigger if I was gonna commit suicide. They are hideous and not funny, just seeing commercials for it makes me puke. I'd rather eat shit that watch it.


Guys who like to cuddle just have mommy issues...Its not my problem though...They should fuck their mom...


Cuddling makes me

cuddling ?
ew
occaisonally, if he spends the night, dirty sleeps with his hand around my throat
does that count as cuddling?
i know im fucked up but i kinda like that

@ Pretty. LoL, sure it does, Who is dirty??


I have to admit ever for the last 5 1/2 years I have been waking up (when we actually slept) with a hand on my boob and a big hard cock poking me in the ass, it's kinda nice. Not cuddling just sexual sleep harrasment.


BTW, I just realized why Gia brought up Jewfeld, I thought it was just some random outburst.

I'm with you gals... In my younger, wilder days, nothing pissed me off more than a guy who thought that he had a right to ask for my phone number or go on a date with me just because I selected him to fuck that evening. Get me off, get dressed, and get out.

^ You're coming to my keg party in January in LV, right?

I only like to snuggle w/females. The males is just hate fucking then leave and NO staying over my house, you must leave immediately. Dont even ask to spend the night. I have a sign that says this info before they enter the bedroom.

I snuggle with girls only if they have a big rack...

Love when you post that picture, I like it and I look good there. Even though its about 6 years old now. Thanks for posting it again Biff
And I've had many, probably more than you.

Look good? For a poodle, maybe. You are a hypocritical pig. Next time you want to dispense beauty tips, comment on women's looks, look in the mirror. That's your reality check.

Many more what? Fat guys paying attention to you? Geez, I would hope so.

IGNORE once again.
I dont like to deter other people's threads unlike you, so keep on talking and I'll ignore the rest of it, promise.