@chilledstoli:

You would probably find the Cisco review at Bumwine.com amusing.

"...Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila... Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum."