Brandon is emailing Burbank flight arrival information to her as we speak. In a week or so, Brandon will be posting in "Talent for Hire" disgusting ass shots of this monster blob of adipose tissue.

He will accompany these eye-poisoning pictures with flowery compare and contrast paragraphs about fine German engineered cars verses this ginormous land whale. He will say her insatiable appetite for all cellulose material is only matched by her appetite for damaged Canadian splooge.