My grandfather was in Berlin when the wall came down and brought me back a piece of it. That's right, bitch...YOUR MAN'S A TWO-TIMER!!! My 17-yr-old ass had some of that. I put that brick in a glass case. WTF did you ever do for him other than visit with pretzels and mustard? This Lolita treated him good.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K