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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/07/ashley-steele-prostitute-_n_846133.html?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk2%7C209076

I read the article but could not find anything that would apply to me. Then I re-read this part: "The Chicago Tribune writes that Ashley's defense attorney sought some leniency from the judge, claiming that she was raised under the care of the state, had only a 10th-grade education, and suffered from bipolar disorder. "

Sir, as you know, I am Canadian. I live relatively close to the US border. I think you are confused over my abilities to help anyone with bipolar disorder. I would have to move pretty far north.

As for my work, I sought out the most overpaying, underworking job I could find: government. It's not a permanent placement or anything. My goal is to save enough for an extended vacation. My last one lasted more than a decade and I love to set personal bests.

I'm just sorry that Brandon didn't meet Ashley before she was taken off the street.

Hey Brandon, did you already get fired from your legit day job. Ahh, there's no people like disfunctional porn people.

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