Looks can be deceiving, my friend. Minutes after that photo was taken, Steve Holmes schwantzed her shitter for PERVERTED PLANET #3.



It wasn't easy for her, I'm sure. To this day, whenever I call her, Stella starts singing the Red Hot Chilli Peppers' Under the Bridge: I don't ever want to feeeeeeeeeeeel like I did that day. She then hangs up on me.