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#578923 - 01/01/13 12:59 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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Aaliyah's tits. After Brandon posted about this beauty she was on the LAD website and she's already gone. She seems, how does one say completely fucking nuts? The closest thing of hers that that's given any of us erections about her.
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#578936 - 01/01/13 01:56 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Get a job, Bitch. Starbucks would hire her.
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#578945 - 01/01/13 02:53 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Turd hole been blowed out. Not gonna qualify for the Prettiest Starfish Award. Somehow, just knowing an asshole is attached to a female makes it 100% more attractive -- "blown out" or not.
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#578950 - 01/01/13 03:30 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I don't know, I see 4 points of damage. To me, that means 4 demerits. Not saying I wouldn't eat it or fuck it, I'm just saying it aint one of the top 5 balloon knots of 2012.
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#579024 - 01/02/13 02:32 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/21/11
Posts: 67
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Brandon, who in your opinion, has the perfect starfish? The penultimate pucker? You've plundered many my friend, and certainly you must have a fav. Appearance, color, texture, smell and symmetry all come into play here. You, by the way, are the master of all things ass!
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#580455 - 01/17/13 06:36 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Nice to see you are hiring chicks that already have cold sores. Is that to quell potential guilty feelings?
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#580470 - 01/17/13 11:38 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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After the novelty of fucking whores regularly wore off, porn began to consume Brandon. While he might've been the one fucking, was essentially he the fucked one? Dignity, a fading memory. This was about primal, heavy stuff - like branded corn flakes and the better meth further down the park. It took a while and dawned on him: If he wasn't a used man, would he have what it takes to use others; men, women - everyone? He didn't think of it for a while and saw an ad of a modeling agency in some paper he used to protect his glass pipe. Attractive wages, flexible working hours. He could really use that. To the phone he walked. You got nuthin on Mike South's writing skills. That man makes the english language dance off his finger tips and onto our computer screens. P.S. I can't wait until this thread kicks over to the next page, so I don't have to see that blonde pig's mug.
Edited by Jerkules (01/17/13 11:40 PM) Edit Reason: blonde pig's mug
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#580525 - 01/18/13 10:29 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Mikey was on the case, every case. All the time.
He began to breathe the air of the industry way back, when hair was funny and drugs had good quality. Even he could do some on-camera work then and all it took was one more pretty country girl with a lot of hopes and dreams. He liked hopes and dreams. They were so fragile it was hard for him not to jinx it all, basically being a self-admitted klutz.
After her fame clocked out, she ended up as a strawberry express BJ hooker on a lil' turkey disount while he was sent among us for a higher cause to uphold. For porn. For freedom. For society. And a bit of ego as well. Today he's more than an institution; he's a silent guardian. A fighter, forevermore an arbiter of light. Too long for a QOTD nomination, but a very good post -- at least by your grammatically and stylistically challenged standards.
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#581156 - 01/23/13 03:35 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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#581269 - 01/25/13 01:11 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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#581296 - 01/25/13 08:40 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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she looks like she shouldve been black.
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#581308 - 01/25/13 09:48 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
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Usually I'd say she has no emotion because she is a soulless whore. This one is different though. This one looks way too stupid to understand the concept of emotion, much less have one, or hold a thought. I think Brandon may have finally found a chick that worked for magic beans instead of cash.
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#581381 - 01/25/13 03:37 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
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then the third user has the second users wad in her mouth.
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#581382 - 01/25/13 03:41 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
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I'm at the point now where I provide a revenue share on future earnings. I show examples of my content on some of the leading tube sites, including the AVN award-winning one, and they seem to believe the money will follow.
One "user" uploads. Another "user" hires the talent. You should get a small trophy made and you can tell the girls "Manwin got the big trophy because of me." Porno Dan might be able to help, he gives out trophies to his girls that are equivalent to what a first grader would get for being on the soccer team.
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#581859 - 01/29/13 12:25 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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#581873 - 01/29/13 07:14 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
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Nice whore Brandon. I picture her w/ a HUGE bush when she isn't waxed.
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#582115 - 01/31/13 11:54 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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#582118 - 02/01/13 12:03 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
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That's why ladies need to get waxed. If you can't see it, you shouldn't be the one in charge of shavin it.
Me, I run the beard trimmer w/ #2 or 3 on it through my ass crack from time to time, just to keep stuff manageable and reduce the dingle berry harvests. I never try to take it down to smooth, because I know it will never turn out as desired.
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#582193 - 02/01/13 06:22 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
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That crater looks like a massive meteorite landed.
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#582543 - 02/04/13 09:41 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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#582552 - 02/04/13 10:17 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
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She looks like she was having fun. You must have still been clothed.
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#582575 - 02/05/13 01:03 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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brandon i heard on the news today that your country is ditching pennies.what will you pay your "talent" in now?
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#582866 - 02/07/13 11:29 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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#582867 - 02/07/13 11:48 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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#582888 - 02/08/13 10:09 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
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A beak trimming would certainly help this one.
Every time she tried to look back in doggy, I'd give her a rocket to the cornhole.
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#582932 - 02/08/13 08:19 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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that's the least attractive skinny girl i've ever seen. right down to the pores on her skin.
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#583285 - 02/12/13 12:26 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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