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#373269 - 07/04/10 08:37 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Am an Aristotle man, believe that character is destiny. Avoid the bitches, schemers, and the bottomless money pits. A woman who takes a coupla Jacksons and is genuinely thrilled when I give her a bucks worth of change and a bottle of water is my kind. The other factor here may be that the first time we hooked up she was a bit unsteady and rather than take advantage, I spent a few hours seeing to her safety, and she is appreciative.
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#373270 - 07/04/10 08:48 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/23/08
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Loc: Washington, D.C.
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My name is Barack Obama, and I approve this thread.
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#373271 - 07/04/10 09:06 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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I don't believe that Obama is penis-motivated a la BC, LBJ, and JFK.
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#373272 - 07/12/10 12:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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#373273 - 07/12/10 04:39 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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It is na good thing to gaze at a young lady's ass and pussy first thing in the morning.
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#373274 - 07/18/10 09:56 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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#373276 - 09/14/10 06:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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#373277 - 09/30/10 02:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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#373278 - 10/05/10 10:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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#373279 - 03/24/11 05:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Zoe Matthews
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#373280 - 03/24/11 05:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Lorelei Lee
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#373281 - 03/24/11 05:40 PM
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Faye Runaway
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#373285 - 03/29/11 11:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Say what you will about BI and his horrible taste in decor and indoor painting, but the man does have a very good collection of starfish.
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#373287 - 03/30/11 01:20 PM
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#373288 - 04/06/11 12:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#373289 - 04/07/11 01:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Nice work Brandon. Despite her tats I especially like Lexi Bardot. Keep posting in this thread. For me your stuff is really hit or miss but occasionally in your journey through the coal mine you find some diamonds. 
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#373291 - 04/07/11 02:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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weren't you in the navy or coast guard or whatever?. shouldn't it be the admiral?.
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#373293 - 04/07/11 10:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Quote:
weren't you in the navy or coast guard or whatever?. shouldn't it be the admiral?.
I was in Extra Special Forces. It was one level above Special Forces.
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#373294 - 04/07/11 10:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Quote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/07/ashley-steele-prostitute-_n_846133.html?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk2%7C209076
I read the article but could not find anything that would apply to me. Then I re-read this part: "The Chicago Tribune writes that Ashley's defense attorney sought some leniency from the judge, claiming that she was raised under the care of the state, had only a 10th-grade education, and suffered from bipolar disorder. "
Sir, as you know, I am Canadian. I live relatively close to the US border. I think you are confused over my abilities to help anyone with bipolar disorder. I would have to move pretty far north.
As for my work, I sought out the most overpaying, underworking job I could find: government. It's not a permanent placement or anything. My goal is to save enough for an extended vacation. My last one lasted more than a decade and I love to set personal bests.
I'm just sorry that Brandon didn't meet Ashley before she was taken off the street.
Hey Brandon, did you already get fired from your legit day job. Ahh, there's no people like disfunctional porn people. 
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#506530 - 04/16/11 12:53 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/03/05
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Brandon, whatever happened to Shii? Do you know if she did any other scenes?
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#506546 - 04/16/11 05:10 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
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#517563 - 05/01/11 12:19 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 258
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If you're going to emphazize "Starfish and Honeypots," why not have a little male-on-female tongue action (rimming, tongue-fucking) in your LMM scenes as well? I see these pictures and think a tongue should be in their hole(s).
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#517575 - 05/01/11 10:54 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Most whores have an aversion to Brandon's mouth going from their dirty feet to their ass or pussy.
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#518723 - 05/17/11 10:48 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 258
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If and when logistics permit you should get Tiffany Doll to do a scene for LMM.
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#532390 - 10/23/11 11:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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How was the flavor on that hemorrhoid?
Not a bad looking whore. Have you been unloading trucks to get some fresh stake money? That a Western Canuckistan hotel room?
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#532394 - 10/23/11 11:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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If your nutsack was actually unloaded, then it would be the biggest move you could make for man kind. Maybe you and Bornyo could get a quantity discount on some Neuticals. As mong as you cna get your hands on Caverject and Pina Colada mix, you can still infect on camera.
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#532396 - 10/23/11 12:02 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Are you digging through archives, or is this fresh content?
What do you have against decent looking couches?
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#532399 - 10/23/11 12:31 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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#532471 - 10/24/11 02:18 PM
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Your chin looks like a tit.  his chin looks like someone ironed the wrinkles out of a ballbag.
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