Every man must leave a legacy. For some, it's a son or daughter. For others, a lifetime of good deeds and service to others. Mine will be this thread detailing the tender folds of female roast beef lips and the kinky wrinkles surrounding anal tunnels to Colontown. Some of you may look at these images and wonder, "Why?" I say these holes are miracle workers. They fill a void within each of us. "But how can a hole fill a void?" you ask. "You have just taken the first step, my friend. The first step."

I ask only for you to keep an open mind....but not as open as some gapers. Please keep your minds three quarters as open as the gapers, please.

Thank you. Without further interruption, I give you.....STARFISH AND HONEYPOTS: A ROGUE'S GALLERY OF PUSSIES, POOPERS, AND ROADMAPS TO THE PLEASUREDOME. Enjoy.

Addison Cain

Alex Love

Aliana Love

Bobbi Starr

Brianna Beach

Brooke Taylor

Chastity Lynn

Crystal Crown

Elli Foxx

Franceska

Gabriella Romano

Hannah Santana

Heather Huntley

Jenny

Jayden Simone

Jen

Jessie Alba

Jordan Blue

Kapri Styles

Kaycie Klein

Kelly Summer

Kirra Lynne

Kyra Banks

Angela

Lacy Laine

Lana Violet

Lulu Martinez

Madeline

Maggie Matthews

Mary Jane

Melanie Scott

Mia Lina

Mylie Moore

Naomi Starshine

Nicole Ray

Nikki Anne

Nina Devon

Rachel Luv

Roxana

Stella Delcroix

Suzy Qute

Tawni Ryden

Thank you for your service to mankind, Mr. Iron. The downside is, you've presented so many fine candidates of places to deposit a large bump of cocaine before snuffling it all up. You bastard.

Interesting pics, some very nice, some not so nice, lots of busted up nails. What is it with longs and shorts on the same hands?, or no manicures at all or even no nails at all? Huntley and Jenny come to mind.

Keep on eating starfish and Honeypots BI

The most interesting part of the collection, for me, was the Fort Knox-like sphincter of Addison Cain juxtaposed with Tawni Ryden's anal vortex which is soon to become a brown, not black, hole sucking all the light of the universe into it. Both are equally beautiful. However, one is meant for peaceful purposes while the other will end life as we know it. It is said that "shit happens" but when a reverse shit "happens" it will be the death of all of us.

Sniff...sniff...sniff....mmmmmmm that smells good !!!!

i enjoyed looking at that more then the finest paintings ive seen in any museum.

thank you brother

I will soon post Moana Lisa. Her slight smile....so elusive.

By the way Brandon that should be spelled "legassy"

Beauty.

Does it come as a surprise to anyone that Smell of Anus would like this thread? I would like to invite Gia Jordan to contribute a photo of her goodies. This thread must take on a life of its own.

Today's anus du jour is Miss Kyanna Lee.
Waste Removal area:


Waste Deposit area:

Brandin,

These pics would make an awesome coffee table book!!!!!!

Exactly! Volume 1 of EVERYBODY POOPS....AND HERE'S WHERE THEY DO IT comes out just in time for Christmas. Check amazon.com starting December 1st or login to www.brandoniron.com for your discount coupon.

I am working on volume 2 as we speak. It features high-end lingerie, too. The working title is POOPY LONGSTOCKING. This will be followed by the european shots of TURTLE HEADS but I need to find a distributor for that one. It is -- uh -- explicit and not for the faint of heart. Some guy named Ira Isaacs put in an advance order already.

Page 1 features the lovely pink sphinc of Miss Deena Daniels.


As beautiful as her derriere is, Deena's major problem is that she acts like a rock star when she gets multiple loads on her face. "Look at me! Look at my jizz-soaked face! I know how to get guys off." BLAH BLAH BLAH!! Yes, Deena. You are a beauty. So are many other women but you don't see them taking pics of their bukkakeed bodies for men to jack off to. Get over your own inflated sense of self-worth and try volunteering for some deserving organization, please. Would curing cancer be too much to ask, Spermface? Men have feelings, too, you know. We don't like being used for our seed, you greedy groping groupie.

Snow Cap is an excellent medical marijuana.

Gabrielle Romano and Krystal Kapri (?) have disgusting twats.

There are no disgusting twats, only disgusting people.

I think the agency websites should include these pics.

I offered my ass-grooming and undercarriage coating at an especially reduced price to LA Direct Models, Goldstar, and Type 9 Models.

They have now banned me from working with any of their girls just because I raised the subject.

Those ass shots have ruined my career.....RUINED MY CAREER!!!!

Sarah Shine gladly shows you where the sun don't shine.

Alexa Benson asks, "Will you watch me in SHE IS HALF MY AGE #6.....WILL YOU??"

You should've had those last two squat in a bowl full of Nair before photos.

No way! A little hair around the female asshole is a real turn-on.

I have done research on the hair vs. no-hair debate that was overshadowed for the past 2 years by the chin-wagging of Obama and McCain. The data clearly shows that the hair allows delicate aromas, textures, and flavours to be preserved and savoured.

I appreciate a hairy female asshole as much as a shaved one. You should, too.

My self-funded research has extended for more than 11 years. So much has been learned, yet so much more remains to be discovered. A portion of each purchase of the SHE IS HALF MY AGE series goes towards further research. I know that times are tight, as are many of the subjects of my study, but it must continue with protological urgency. Now I can't afford to make a bunch of ads like those do-gooders at the Salvation Army or the United Way. All I can do is show you the dingleberried fruits of my labor and ask you to do the right thing the next time you are shopping at your favorite adult superstore.

To get our porn ladies in the holiday spirit, I am offering complimentary prostate exams to all women 18-25. Out of respect for those with latex allergies, rubber gloves will not be used. Reserve your place today. Priority given to models nominated for Best New Starlet.

In other news, I am extremely dismayed by what is coming out next month from JM Productions. They are complicit in the release of HOOKERS AND BLOW #3. This piece of crap contains the following disturbing and highly unerotic imagery. Said imagery must be removed immediately in accordance with GAPES (Generally Accepted Protocol of Erotic Sinema (sic)).







I CALL UPON THE MANAGEMENT OF JM PRODUCTIONS TO REMOVE THESE ASSHOLE-DISTORTING CUMFARTS IMMEDIATELY. THIS SLIPPERY SLOPE IS CAUSED MAINLY BY ALL THE WASTED SEMEN AND IT IS THE FIRST SIGN OF YOUR COMPANY FREEFALLING IN CONJUNCTION WITH OUR ECONOMY.

STOP THE MADNESS BEFORE A VEIN BURSTS IN THESE CREAMED COLONS.

Keep it clean, JM. No need for messy anal creampies.
Witness Angela Winter's beautiful, unmolested bottom.


Notice the absence of foul cum spewing from Jasmine Black's normal-sized anus from HOOKERS AND BLOW #3.


Jasmine, who lives in Budapest, reminds you that if you need a Ford, get it at Galpin. And, please, no more anal creampies. In fact, no more anal, period. Be the change you seek in the world. That's Gandhi, fuckheads, not Obama. It is a little-known fact that Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi was against the irresponsible use of the anal creampie. His nonviolent civil disobedience was a response to the dirty English sodomizing his Indian sisters and leaving more than tea and crumpets behind. His assasination in January 1948 cleared the way for the "anything goes" period of 1950s India. Tsk. Tsk. Had he lived, he would have punched you in your face to teach you the meaning of nonviolence. So stop ejaculating in women's assholes already.

Crystal Crown (left) and Kyra Black (right). Double anal.

Victoria Blonde

I spent a month in Budapest and Prague back in April. Joe Blow and I had a great time and we shot many good scenes.

In Prauge, I met up for a drink with Dylan and he is doing very well for himself. He is involved in production and an AIM-style clinic. He is enjoying life in the Czech Republic.

Codi is 19 and would like to share her pussy and ass with the world.

She'd make a hell of a grape stomper.

Quit wining.
Enjoy Lulu Martinez.

When bad things happen to good poopers. Who knew you could give a purple nurple to an anus?

Nothing bad has ever happened to this righteous rump.

Sweet sassy molassy.....perfection to the eyes, fingers, and nose.

Just want to say thank you to Brandon for this thread.....and then WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG ? Had to be said.

I've been taking my sweet time smelling the roses...and the rosebuds.


SHE IS HALF MY AGE #6 cannot come out fast enough. Yes, this fine young lady takes an anal creampie courtesy of Joe Blow. She also gives me an incredible blowjob that ends with her eating a load that is made up of 95% pure lust. I'm done. It can't get better than this. It simply can't.

Natalie Norton's hooker holes. Enjoy.

I do not appreciate your comments about my heritage and offer Juicy Pearl's juicy holes as a reply. For your information, that tattoo outlines the state of bliss. Perhaps you've heard of it. I've been there many, many times.
Pantied pussy:

Unpantied:

Now that is much much better, her ass is amazing in those white lace panties.....sweet pussy too....and are you a Jew??

I am a non-practicing Catholic who strongly believes in the Buddhist principles of Karma and Vipaka.
Back to the goodies from SHE IS HALF MY AGE #6.

^ Gawddayum !!!!!!!!

".....and so it is, your Honour, that I submit to the Court that the hair on this young woman's ass is equal to the hair around my frank and beans. The only reasonable conclusion one can draw, of course, is that she is a yeti. I rest my case and request a 15 minute recess so I can beat off to Exhibit A."

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:

I bet Madonnas asshole looked like a werewolfs during a full moon.

Sometimes you stare into the abyss and sometimes Steve Holmes stares back into you as he fucks hot euro babes.
When will this man stop taking checks for something the rest of us would gladly do for free?