Exactly! Volume 1 of EVERYBODY POOPS....AND HERE'S WHERE THEY DO IT comes out just in time for Christmas. Check amazon.com starting December 1st or login to www.brandoniron.com for your discount coupon.

I am working on volume 2 as we speak. It features high-end lingerie, too. The working title is POOPY LONGSTOCKING. This will be followed by the european shots of TURTLE HEADS but I need to find a distributor for that one. It is -- uh -- explicit and not for the faint of heart. Some guy named Ira Isaacs put in an advance order already.

Page 1 features the lovely pink sphinc of Miss Deena Daniels.


As beautiful as her derriere is, Deena's major problem is that she acts like a rock star when she gets multiple loads on her face. "Look at me! Look at my jizz-soaked face! I know how to get guys off." BLAH BLAH BLAH!! Yes, Deena. You are a beauty. So are many other women but you don't see them taking pics of their bukkakeed bodies for men to jack off to. Get over your own inflated sense of self-worth and try volunteering for some deserving organization, please. Would curing cancer be too much to ask, Spermface? Men have feelings, too, you know. We don't like being used for our seed, you greedy groping groupie.