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#547755 - 03/18/12 11:42 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Congratulations, America! In the same breath that you call out other nations (China, Syria, Afghanistan, etc.) for human rights, you will try to nominate a churchy wacko to tell you what you can watch. If you are a lesbian who wants to marry, you don't have equal rights. If you are straight and you want contraception for your health, you don't have equal rights. If you're a pregnant woman who wants an abortion, you're going to be forced to undergo unwanted procedures like transvaginal ultrasound wand probing. Saudi Arabian women cannot drive cars so they don't have "freedom." Wake up, you morons, because you are far from free, too. You will take my starfish pics from my cold, dead, lubed hands. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=45815&filename=Abbie%20Cat.jpg)
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#547766 - 03/18/12 01:19 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/21/12
Posts: 61
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Let's not get too self-righteous Brandon. You think that Harper wouldn't mess with porn or civil liberties? You don't think the NDP and Liberals wouldn't turn us into a nanny state?
Santorum's Google problem makes him unelectable...thankfully...hopefully.
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#547780 - 03/18/12 03:08 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Haha, let me get this straight: Now you're highjacking your own thread to spew Canadian nonsense? Nice.
It's no wonder you have a chip on your shoulder against the US, considering we threw you out and everything, but bad enough to screw up your own shitty self-promotional thread?
You aren't very smart, are you?
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#547785 - 03/18/12 03:26 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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J.B.
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#547787 - 03/18/12 03:33 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Of course not. The smartest thing I ever heard in or about porn mopes came from the legendary John T. Bone during his introduction/orientation to the load dumpers at one of his mega bukkakes: "Gentlemen, clear you minds of any thoughts except the girl. The most successful males in this business are the ones who are dumb as rocks, he continued. Look at Tommy Byron, bless his soul, he's as dumb as can be and never has anything in his head except Fuck Fuck Cum." That's how to make it as male talent, just be dumb and horny. I can name dozens of mopes who fit this profile and have lasted years in the biz. Don't over think it, just fuck.
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#547800 - 03/18/12 04:01 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Elder of Zion
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Isn't he in prison?
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#547803 - 03/18/12 04:06 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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so is Brandon. It's called Canada.
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#547805 - 03/18/12 04:13 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Elder of Zion
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Posts: 5211
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Touche'
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#547821 - 03/18/12 05:09 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/21/12
Posts: 61
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Douche?
Edited by Tongue In Cheek (03/18/12 05:10 PM)
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#547823 - 03/18/12 05:11 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Tongue In Cheek]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Douche is definitely in Canada. Apparently in Calgary, Alberta.
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#547826 - 03/18/12 05:34 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5211
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Then, when Staff Sgt. Robert Bales launches his one-man assault, do you think he gets to face Afghan justice? No way! He's flown out of there to "calm things down." What a load of shit. Let the spin-doctoring begin so he's the PTSD-suffering victim.
One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. Is he a relative of yours? He looks a LOT like you.
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#547832 - 03/18/12 06:29 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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The only connection between us is that my tax dollars funded some of his equipment and training. I know some of you are slow so I'm going to show you the difference: This is the alleged killer of 16 Afghan civilians... ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=45824&filename=Bales.jpg) ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=45826&filename=Sgt%20Bales.jpg) This is me... ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=45825&filename=Iron.jpg) I am the star of Rampage (West Coast Productions). Bales went on an actual rampage. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=45827&filename=birfront.jpg) I must go look for a map for my location-challenged friends now. Back on topic now, please. Don't make me go all Bales-out on you guys.
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#547915 - 03/19/12 09:40 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
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Posts: 7671
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wow you nailed miko lee back in the day?not too shabby brandon.is the whore with you on the cover katja kassin?
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#547927 - 03/19/12 10:58 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Post pics of twats and turd lockers or STFU.
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#547931 - 03/19/12 11:33 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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Suzy![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=45836&filename=Suzy1.jpg) ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=45837&filename=Suzy2.jpg)
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#547942 - 03/19/12 12:37 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Elder of Zion
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Send my best to Android when you see him.
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#547967 - 03/19/12 04:43 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
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Say hello to iPhone and Blackberry too.
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#547976 - 03/19/12 05:05 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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J.B.
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I don't know which is worse: The fact that there's already de-motivational posters of this guy or the fact that Brandon clearly lifted this image from one to score points on a bukkake board.
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#547986 - 03/19/12 05:40 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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J.B.
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I don't get you. You finally get a string of decent looking whores and the help you so desperately needed in posting their pics in the proper places and you're pissing it away by insulting your most likely buyers. There's a word for that.
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#547988 - 03/19/12 05:43 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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Wasn't the last bukkake shot way back when Monkey was still relevant? I don't think it needs to be thought of as a bukakke board anymore.
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#547995 - 03/19/12 05:57 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
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Wasn't the last bukkake shot way back when Monkey was still relevant? I don't think it needs to be thought of as a bukakke board anymore. Just as a point of order, under Monkey's regime it was called "Burkakke". I never figured out that quirk he had but guess it had to do with the girls burp an hour after the filming. Now back to starfish and honeypots as Brandon sees fit.
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#548045 - 03/20/12 03:27 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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I don't get you. You finally get a string of decent looking whores and the help you so desperately needed in posting their pics in the proper places and you're pissing it away by insulting your most likely buyers. There's a word for that. I'm sorry for my outburst. I've been under an incredible amount of stress lately and have sought professional help. Not from a psychologist. I called a qualified director who looked at my work and concluded that it's terrible. From composition to cinematography to poor lighting and wardrobe malfunctions, I simply have no talent to produce. His advice was that I stop immediately, if not sooner.
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#548070 - 03/20/12 03:44 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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You need a proctologist ! :-)
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#548118 - 03/20/12 06:42 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
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So, when you are directing these models during these photo shoots and they don't speak a work of English, do you mime the poses to them? Do you turn and spread your cheeks and nod: like this?
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#548122 - 03/20/12 06:51 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
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Nice, Brandon. She looks very uncomfortable in those pics but she is still a step in the right direction.
Do you spend any time trying to get the girls to relax or are they all so raw or are they all just in a hurry to get things over with? I'm not ballbusting here at all. Those first two pics she looks very stiff and awkward. I'm sure a lot of folks here find that attractive in itself.
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#548125 - 03/20/12 06:59 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
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Well, her ankle to calf ratio is pretty good. As is her ass. Good find.
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#548134 - 03/20/12 07:16 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Things to know about Denise. Turn Ons:Passion, Kissing, Pleasing her partner, Receiving foot massages. Turn Offs:While she enjoys being rimmed, she hates getting fucked in her ass. Also, she is not a fan of swallowing (see explanation at the blog: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2012/03/20/denise-returns/ ). She shares a house with Akasha Sweetheart (see blog for pics: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2012/03/17/akasha-sweetheart/ ). Denise enjoys playing with her dog. The first time I met Denise was about 4 months ago. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=45863&filename=Denise.jpg) She changed her hair, tans, works out, and eats well. She said she's enjoying her time very, very much these days and porn has been good to her.
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#548135 - 03/20/12 07:24 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/21/12
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She forgot to take off her wedding ring for the ass spread shots. Her husband wait in the foyer?
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#548136 - 03/20/12 07:25 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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From the oblong pucker of her asshole, it aint hard to figure why she don't like anal. If I was beaten and held down by a Russian pimp, then had pumpkin pie stuffed in my mouth until my lips split, I'd probably learn to hate pumpkin pie as much as she hates anal.
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#548203 - 03/21/12 04:28 AM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
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Wasn't the last bukkake shot way back when Monkey was still relevant? I don't think it needs to be thought of as a bukakke board anymore. It was so long ago that even posing "when monkey was relevant" is no longer relevant.
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#548328 - 03/22/12 02:40 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
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I like this pig Brandon. You gotta mix in a couple pure dumpster sluts so we don't think someone hi jacked your account.
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#548334 - 03/22/12 03:12 PM
Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porn Jesus
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You gave her a name that is a common term for lighting farts? How sweet.
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