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#372997 - 11/06/08 05:19 PM Vyvyan hamster RIP
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I am very upset. I just got back from the vet's office where Vyvyan hamster was euthanized. The poor little guy developed some sort of intestinal problem and was bleeding from his rectum today. I rushed him to the vet where he stayed for a few hours under observation, then I got the call. This fucking sucks.







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#372998 - 11/06/08 05:26 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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RIP, little guy.



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#372999 - 11/06/08 05:26 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Sorry to hear it, Ned. How are the others? Nothing contagious, I hope.

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#373000 - 11/06/08 05:31 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Wasn't Vyvyan's hamster called "SPG?" As in, "Aww, Christ, I've got nothin' left to wipe my nose on. Even SPG's all covered in snot!"

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#373001 - 11/06/08 05:33 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Omg, you're right, WD!! Once again, you're the woolest.
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#373002 - 11/06/08 05:37 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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#373003 - 11/06/08 05:53 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Sorry to hear this Conquistador.

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#373004 - 11/06/08 06:08 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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RIP cute lil fellow
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#373005 - 11/06/08 06:13 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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SPG stands for Special Patrol Group.

Vyvyan was named after after Vyvyan Basterd from the Young Ones. Thanks Gia.

Thanks everyone. I am feeling very morose.
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#373006 - 11/06/08 06:57 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Aww dude I just read your PM praying the little guy was gonna pull through now Im seeing this thread. Im very sorry, I know what it's like to lose a furry kid from your pack.
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#373007 - 11/06/08 06:59 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Sorry for your loss.

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#373008 - 11/06/08 07:00 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Wasn't Vyvyan's hamster called "SPG?" As in, "Aww, Christ, I've got nothin' left to wipe my nose on. Even SPG's all covered in snot!"




Here I thought I was the only retard that liked The Young Ones among my peers back in the day.

Conq sorry to hear that - isn't the lifespan of hamsters only like 2-3 years anyway? Seems like short-term heartbreak is inevitable anyway due to their high metabo - one of the reasons my g/f is second guessing getting one for fear of getting attached then losing it quickly, versus longer lifespan of a cat or dog, etc.

"Better to have hamster'd and lost", though - right? He was playing with the house's money since he lived longer than if you hadn't come along and he'd gone home with someone else for their snake.

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#373009 - 11/06/08 07:03 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Better to have hamster'd and lost though, right..






Right. He was a terrific hamster and he at least got to spend the last few hours of his life doped on pain killers.

Hamster life span: About 1000 days.
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#373010 - 11/06/08 07:19 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Here I thought I was the only retard that liked The Young Ones among my peers back in the day.


There are several "Young Ones" fans here. It was a great series. I'm pretty sure that was the first time I ever hear Motörhead playing "Ace of Spades."

Neil: We've been picked, right, to go on University Challenge tonight!!!
[dramatic piano music]
Vyvyan: to the station!
Mike: Music!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4esUPN8SIs

Conq, sorry about the little fella. Please don't name the next one "Rik" or "Neil."

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#373011 - 11/06/08 08:10 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Although Mike could be cool, or Balowski.
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#373012 - 11/06/08 08:17 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Vyvyan hamster was made from comedy and asparagus.
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#373013 - 11/06/08 09:14 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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RIP, he's runnin' in that big hamster wheel in the sky now.

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#373014 - 11/06/08 09:22 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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so are you going to get another one now or just chill for a while?

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#373015 - 11/06/08 09:27 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Will get another one soon. Saturday or Sunday. Depends on when the hamster shop is opened.

I have two 20 gallon tanks that are now vacant. I am going to get one hamster to live in one of them. It's already set up for a new resident.

At some point I will get up to 3 hamsters, full capacity as far as tank real estate goes.

They are so cute and taking pictures of them and letting them sleep in my pockets makes me happy.
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#373016 - 11/06/08 11:57 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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sorry to hear about the hamster, CQ. It sucks having to put pets down. glad to hear you're taking it well, though.

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#373017 - 11/07/08 12:07 AM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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My condolences Conquistador.
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#373018 - 11/07/08 12:07 AM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Hamster life span: About 1000 days.




do you like the high ham turnover rate that allows you to
buy new hams, approximately every 3 years, or would you
prefer they lived long enough so that you would only
experience one or maybe two ham life cycles during your
entire life?


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#373019 - 11/07/08 12:29 AM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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I would prefer longevity.
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#373020 - 11/07/08 07:50 AM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Three years is pretty short. You'd think they'd have a longer span. Hope the new kid on the block lives out a long life.
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#373022 - 11/07/08 09:34 AM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Thanks. He was Syrian.

I just got home from the pet store...

I haven't got any pics of the new guy but I like him already. He screamed the entire way home.

EDIT:


It's hard to tell his size in this picture. He would fit comfortably into a shot glass.


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#373023 - 11/07/08 10:04 AM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Small, but cute. Sorry for your loss; glad to see you got another one to fill the void. Godspeed!
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#373024 - 11/07/08 10:08 AM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Thanks freestylah.



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#373025 - 11/07/08 10:58 AM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Yeah dude, losing a pet really sucks. Hang in there.
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#373026 - 11/07/08 11:52 AM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Do gerbils and hamsters get along? Can you have a mix of them in the same cage/aquarium or do they try to kill each other?
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#373027 - 11/07/08 12:19 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Hamsters hate everything. Even other hamsters. They are solitary animals and only get together to mate. Sometimes even then the female injures the male.
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#373028 - 11/07/08 01:25 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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sorry for your loss c.
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#373029 - 11/07/08 01:28 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Ya that sucks Conq, thats the downside of pets.
Whats the new guys name?
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#373030 - 11/07/08 01:31 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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In keeping with the British comedy theme he is going to be Edward Elizabeth Hitler, or Eddie.

Eddie Hitler was a character on the show "Bottom" who was played by the same actor that played Vyvyan on the young ones.
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#373031 - 11/07/08 02:56 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Sad to hear about Vyvyan, glad to her about the new fella. The hamster pics are cool.

I had the cats cremated at the pet cemetery with the other cats, mass cremation. But my little terrier Pepper Dog, I got her ashes and spread them in our favorite park across from the creek. Makes me happy every time I hike that trail.

So, what do you do with the hamsters?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#373032 - 11/07/08 03:32 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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2 of them are sealed in large prescription pill bottles with short written eulogies and and a little bit of hamster food. Then buried next to my building in an overgrown area.
They are about 10 yards from my apartment windows.

I sealed them up because there TONS of stray cats around here and I feared they would get dug up and defiled.

The vet said she would cremate Vyvyan so I went for that.

It's important not to loot dead hamsters, they need their earthly possessions in the underworld.

I noticed that both of my hams now have names that reference the same tv show.

This is Eddie. To give a sense of scale I believe his exercisewheel is 9 inches in diameter.

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#373033 - 11/07/08 03:47 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Little hamster sarcophagi. Good idea.
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#373034 - 11/07/08 05:12 PM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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The newbie is adorable!!

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#373035 - 11/07/08 06:27 PM Re: Pet obits
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Sorry to hear this bro, losing a pet of any kind is rough. Especially one who interacted with you. Only an numb asswipe can't begin to understand the emotional pain of losing one.

I lost my cat 18 months ago, he was just over 22 years old. I miss boxing with my little buddy, that fucker threw one hell of a left hook.
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#373036 - 11/07/08 09:28 PM Re: Pet obits
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#373037 - 11/07/08 09:59 PM Re: Pet obits
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^^^^^^^^^^^^I used to love that show. I think it was on MTV or something in the '80s.
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#373038 - 11/08/08 01:22 AM Re: Pet obits
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we got my dog cremated after we put him down in June and when we evacuated for the 2 motherfucking hurricanes this year that we had to run away from, we brought his ashes with us. he's sitting on my chimney right now and will go wherever we go. he was awesome.

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#373039 - 11/08/08 09:59 PM Re: Pet obits
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Sorry for Vyvyan's loss. He was a cutie.

Towards the end of the first semester my freshman year in college, my dorm neighbors bought two female hamsters. Or so they were told. It turns out that one of those girl hamsters was a boy hamster. By the end of second semester, the two hamsters had multiplied to 52 hamsters. Incest is best!



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#373040 - 11/08/08 10:59 PM Re: Pet obits
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...put your sister to the test!

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#373041 - 11/09/08 08:11 AM Re: Vyvyan hamster RIP
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Sorry Conq. !!!!!
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