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#372977 - 11/06/08 05:18 PM what the fuck Malloy!
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
dag charlie i was strollin through fox mag enjoying my afternoon free time when i come across this! Charlie where fox mag quality control at?



you understnd this here got my dick soft... your mag supposied to keep dick hard not soften it mid way through. this is the equivalent of coming across a girl and when you pull down her panties you come across a farm of digleberries ...full harvest.

first yall provide me with pixelated porno dvd that give your boy a epilectic seizure now you ruin his jack rag time.

if we wasnt boys charlie yall would be seeing guapo -v- jack mag producer in court.

i do believe the only solution to this problem as i can see it is to surrender a fantasy football pick from your squad to shore up my unit.

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#372978 - 11/06/08 05:31 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Chad Pennington is all yours, G.

That's a bonus to store your crack in, by the way. You just tear it off and you're good to go for a rock or two. I'm here to help, dog.

Actually, this is an old issue from the era of the former publisher. The issue was printed in Canada....

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#372979 - 11/06/08 05:34 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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I'm also enjoying the slick ad campaign and Dos Equis product placement. Upscale under-35 pinstriped men NOT in prison are the perfect demographic. You could have worked the logo in, though.

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#372980 - 11/06/08 05:38 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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i dont smoke rock charlie you know this. And that little piece aint about to hold my prized white widow bud.

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#372981 - 11/06/08 05:48 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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Guapo, just wait til they run my pics of Jackie Daniels are in there. You will get stuck between the pages and type to Mr. Malloy left handed.
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#372982 - 11/06/08 05:51 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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Guapo, just wait til they run my pics of Jackie Daniels are in there. You will get stuck between the pages and type to Mr. Malloy left handed.




g ill start the rough draft letter out now.. thanks for the heads up.

P.S. Charlie you have any idea how hard it is to come across a red stripe ad in a mag?

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#372983 - 11/06/08 05:52 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Red Stripe is piss.

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#372984 - 11/06/08 05:54 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Do you know how hard it is to come across anything but a chick-with-a-dick 900 ad in a jack rag? I'd draw a Red Stripe ad with crayons on blank pages in all the issues if I could.

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#372985 - 11/06/08 05:55 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Red Stripe gives me a pounding headache straight off, just like champagne.

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#372986 - 11/06/08 05:59 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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Do you know how hard it is to come across anything but a chick-with-a-dick 900 ad in a jack rag? I'd draw a Red Stripe ad with crayons on blank pages in all the issues if I could.




you win.

why so many chicks with dicks in porn mags the real question?

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#372987 - 11/06/08 06:06 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Seems to me there are an awful lotta guys who want to fantasize on the telephone with a chick with a dick. Some things are just too profound to puzzle over.

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#372988 - 11/06/08 06:08 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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Seems to me there are an awful lotta guys who want to fantasize on the telephone with a chick with a dick. Some things are just too profound to puzzle over.




fucking willie

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#372989 - 11/06/08 07:40 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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fucking willie



Unlike you, I make more than $17,000 per year. I can afford to subscribe to Naughty America, Reality Kings and Catalina Cruz. You're just worried that I'm going to beat the shit out of you next week in FF. Let's see, that week I'll be starting:
Drew Brees
Santana Moss
Greg Jennings
Hines Ward
LaDanian Tomlinson
Willie Parker or Tim Hightower
Donald Lee
Jason Elam
Tennessee defense.
What fucking chance do you have? I'll relish in kicking your Darth-ass off the board for another few months. Yeah, you heard it here.

Guapo = insecure white male. No black would drink Red Stripe if they could afford Guiness.

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#372990 - 11/06/08 08:24 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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Quote:

fucking willie



Unlike you, I make more than $17,000 per year. I can afford to subscribe to Naughty America, Reality Kings and Catalina Cruz. You're just worried that I'm going to beat the shit out of you next week in FF. Let's see, that week I'll be starting:
Drew Brees
Santana Moss
Greg Jennings
Hines Ward
LaDanian Tomlinson
Willie Parker or Tim Hightower
Donald Lee
Jason Elam
Tennessee defense.
What fucking chance do you have? I'll relish in kicking your Darth-ass off the board for another few months. Yeah, you heard it here.

Guapo = insecure white male. No black would drink Red Stripe if they could afford Guiness.




i wasnt even talking about you will...never said will d from xpt. But anyways nice way to flip the script and turn talk away from what i guess is your love of chick with a dick in jack rag advertisements.

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#372991 - 11/06/08 08:35 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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Why did you bother to quote the posts above you? And urse you were trying to knock me. Go ahead, whiteboy, get ready for the weekend when I turn you into rubble. Remember when I scared you off XPT so bad you went and created Darth. You fucking faggot.

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#372992 - 11/07/08 09:42 AM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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Registered: 10/21/08
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Do you know how hard it is to come across anything but a chick-with-a-dick 900 ad in a jack rag? I'd draw a Red Stripe ad with crayons on blank pages in all the issues if I could.




Red Stripe ad huh?
what would you rather see in those Ads tho?
("professional" question)

Thanks,
graphicwhore

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#372993 - 11/07/08 01:39 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Nothing. I don't really care. Chicks with dicks ads will do.

SOME porn rags might be a good venue for booze, cigarettes and other advertising content taboo for the mainstream, but most companies aren't registered with the service that monitors circulation, which makes working with the likes of Phillip Morris impossible.

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#372994 - 11/07/08 07:36 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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charlie disgust for the world has gone up a few notches after his cali visit.

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#372995 - 11/16/08 08:11 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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Quote:

fucking willie



Unlike you, I make more than $17,000 per year. I can afford to subscribe to Naughty America, Reality Kings and Catalina Cruz. You're just worried that I'm going to beat the shit out of you next week in FF. Let's see, that week I'll be starting:
Drew Brees
Santana Moss
Greg Jennings
Hines Ward
LaDanian Tomlinson
Willie Parker or Tim Hightower
Donald Lee
Jason Elam
Tennessee defense.
What fucking chance do you have? I'll relish in kicking your Darth-ass off the board for another few months. Yeah, you heard it here.

Guapo = insecure white male. No black would drink Red Stripe if they could afford Guiness.





what happened to your big ass kicking willie? your squad much like you fail. PATHETIC!

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#372996 - 11/21/08 08:22 PM Re: what the fuck Malloy!
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Registered: 04/15/08
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Let's see, that week I'll be starting:
Drew Brees
Santana Moss
Greg Jennings
Hines Ward
LaDanian Tomlinson
Willie Parker or Tim Hightower
Donald Lee
Jason Elam
Tennessee defense.





Shit Willie, you had Tomlinson? We coulda worked out a deal if you hadn't come back with such a God awful counter offer...
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