I am going to do a Windsock/Brandon Iron/Gokkun Fan all-in-one imitation, Burglar style...respond to the following query. It is also a passive agressive protest/satirical jab to some of the sick stupid shit people are posting, but alas, in my usual way, it has relevance and interest, and even a bit of arousal factor....you all know how I LOVVVE the female posters here.

Which of the following, in your opinon, makes for the best target for your Ball snot/jizz/Sperm/Semen/Load/procreative juices. Try and justify your answer in the best/most fucked way you can. Also, female readers, chime in on your like/dislike with this topic and your own feelings and preferences.....:

1) Gigi Kerkove's Puckered Asshole

2) Baby G, Gian Jerkins wide open Mouth

3) Holly Randall's Face

4) Teagan's fertile Piehole/vagina

5) Ceara Lunch's Feet, or a pile of her turds (depending on how sick you really truly are.)

6) Cameron Key's "So rich I cant believe they are instant" near perfect fake boobs

7) Moxxie Maddron.....any part of Moxx, she is such an awesome slut, she'll fucking rejoice at any cum shot in her direction.

7-1/2) Pretty Pleadz Red Hair

8) Select your own female target.....


I've already vicariously cum in Gia's mouth and Teagan's birth canal, so my vote is for Gigi whore's rectum, giving her eskimo and butterfly kisses and choking her within an inch of her life simultaneously as my steaming nut juice spurts up into her shithole. Hypocrisy prevents me from saying I'd like very much to cover Holly's face in cum, especially since no one has heard from her since her overseas trip and she might be dead for all we know....

lol
my hairs not really red anymore burg
im going gradually classic porn whore blonde
ill try to attatch a pic but i likely wont be able to
im computer retarded

love, pretty

wow! i actually did it!
neat
hmmm
i guess it does look kinda red still
ok

Very cute Ms. Pleadz, very cute indeed.

aw thank you!
it does look really red there huh? i think it was the lightng
its way blonder thn it used to be

thanks dakkon and vizzle you guys just made my day!

love, pretty

oh and to get back to burgs question- if i was a dude with a splooge to unload id pick gia cause she has that svelte high fashion look and i love her face
id pickmoxxie cause she is literally awesomeness from head to toe
and id pick camerons titties cause i covet them

ps- a girl in highschool had the prettiest hair ive ever seen- long, thick, shiny and she told me her secret was that she let her boyfriend cum in her hair alot lol

I'd shoot my load up pretty's nostrils, deep nose style.

nostril fucking... lol

I'd choose gigi's asshole because she can cook something afterward and I can ask her to start accepting PMs again.:)

I’d go with Pretty and Holly’s face side by side

lol maybe strawberry blonde then?
i wanna be blonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnde

Strawberry blonde

I think blonde is a "state of mind", you can be blonde inside but have any color hair.

My choice is a slight variation on selection #1.

I'd be aiming at Bridgette Kerkoves' massive butthole. This cute litle Austrian whore (even before her front end work) did some awesome double anal, gangbang and skullfucking scenes. Even anal fisting with Kylie Ireland, I believe. Conservatively, I'd say she's had 200-300 cocks in that ass.

True, she does screech a bit and she takes some abuse for hitching up with Skeeter, but I can make allowances.

Holly's feet.

butthole pleasures

hollys got cute feet!

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy