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#372659 - 11/05/08 02:27 AM
When Obama won, where were you?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Where were you when it was announced that Obama would be elected president? What were you doing? What was the room you were in like?
I was in the middle of nowhere somewhere off the 60E heading twds City of Industry to retrieve the phone I lost at the Spearmint Rhino where I shot last week. My best friend, E, and I were lost and pulled over to a burger joint with a rooster statue in front. It smelled like grease and no one spoke English, but it felt like something, anything since we were so hungry and so far from home. My friend noticed a corner turned down on the Britney Spears poster behind me from when she used to be hot. I got up to get ketchup and saw all the cooks and counter crew squeezed into the only occupied booth other than ours. I ran back and told E that I think the votes are in. The the tv got louder. The Spanish announcer got louder. We kept waiting for an English translation that never came then cheers erupted, distorting the tv's volume. Everyone in the orange and yellow booth started shrieking and jumping on each other. We went over to get a closer look. A million hands waving flags packed the screen. The bottom read: Obama. Presidente Elegido.
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#372660 - 11/05/08 04:55 AM
Re: When Obama won, where were you?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I was in my bathtub, watching the CNN Election Coverage, literally shaving my nuts, when it was declared. {Semi_thread Hijack due to Baby G Hotness angle): First off, i think I know the burger joint you reference, although I thought the rooster was Kaput after ganbangers took an UZI to it 6 months ago in a fit of Hispanic Rage after the Celtics clobbered the Lakers....nice to know they fixed it or restored it. For those of you that know Gia and her porn, and her peculiarities, what I am going to tell you is not strange at all. If you have watched intensely any of her best scenes, like down the hatch or feeding frenzy or gobble the goop, it almost feels like, after whacking off for the fifth or sixth time, that you actually HAVE ejaculated in her mouth, and you are now just bosom buddies/good platonic friends (having gotten the sexual tension out of the way). But....every now and then a thought or dream pops up, and in this case, with Baby G actually EATING greasy greasy greasy California Burger Joint food, well, that my friends is Hottness squared. I once dreamt I caught Gia eating garbage junk food, and she was so intent on salvaging her image with me, that she demanded I come into the ladies bathroom with her and WATCH her puke it up...she even said, since she was eating Ketchup with the greasy stuff, that her puke would look like BLOOD. So naturally as Ia m watching Gia stick her fist down her own throat, I pop major wood, and she tells me I can Jerk off if I want while I watch her...but now the fantasy dream turns DARK and kinda bad when gia reaches out with the hand with all her puke on it to try and stroke my cock. I wake up in a cold sweat, but with wood, and immediately fire up Gobble the Goop to rectify the images in my head. Fuck the election, fuck politics. Only thing that matters in life is ejaculating in a Grade AAA whore's mouth....like someone we know. <<<baby G <<<< Burglar
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#372661 - 11/05/08 05:31 AM
Re: When Obama won, where were you?
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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Sound asleep. I couldn't stand to hear any more. I hope everyone enjoys the "grand expirement" after their wallets are empty from all the foolish spending that's going to start on day one.
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#372662 - 11/05/08 06:13 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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In my room, drinking beer, watching FOX news and checking local escort ads. After CNN and FOX projected Obama as the winner, I heard blacks celebrating near my house, so I locked all doors and windows.
Edited by Dak'kon (11/05/08 06:17 AM)
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#372663 - 11/05/08 06:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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In my living room deeply entrenched in Fallout 3.
I was also pondering how fucking awesome and totally bizarre it must feel to go into a voting booth and vote for yourself as president. And then win.
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#372664 - 11/05/08 06:36 AM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Quote:
In my living room deeply entrenched in Fallout 3.
LOL. I wasn't playing it at that moment, but I am engrossed in the game otherwise! Great choice. I'm sure you got the PC version!
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#372665 - 11/05/08 07:03 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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I'm glad Obama's victory enabled you to post about different things, not just IR sex(keep up the good work bro). Personally, I think Sellout 3 is shit but it's nice to see Tritone with a human face.:)
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#372667 - 11/05/08 08:14 AM
Re: When Obama won, where were you?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Since it must have been middle of the night here, I was probably asleep.
I just watched both speeches on CNN. McCain's speech was both respectful and insightful and I think it's a good thing the old man didn't win. Even though the audience was a bunch of abhorrent rednecks.
I was moved/choked by Obama's speech. I don't necessarily agree with all his views or policies, but he radiates inspiration. And he can speech like not many before him. I believe this is a good choice for the US. Live long and prosper. Insha'Allah.
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#372669 - 11/05/08 08:42 AM
Re: When Obama won, where were you?
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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With the little woman, on the couch, sharing a pound of big fat giant shrimp together.
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#372671 - 11/05/08 09:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I was at home eating Popeye's famous fried chicken & biscuits. I went and got it just before the polls started closing because I thought it might be the last time to get good fried chicken for a few days. If Obama won, no one would probably show up for work the next few days. If Obama somehow lost, rioting would take place.
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#372672 - 11/05/08 10:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I was pinching a loaf, I will always remember that little butt brownie because of all of the hot sauce I had with my lunch that day. Ah the memories.
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#372674 - 11/05/08 11:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Drinking red wine, getting hit on by a black chick.
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#372675 - 11/05/08 11:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Sitting on the couch in at my dad's next to Dad and stepmom [which since July for a variety of reasons is now my frequent, and so official, residence.] I considered it over when the called Ohio after so quickly calling Pennsylvania. All Obama had to do was hold the "Kerry" states. Even after all of these came in save the west coast came in, my Dad & stepmom refused to "call" it until they saw the states in themselves. Millionaire sis, an regular at "Elaine's" who lives in Manhattan's so-called silk stocking district, was at an Obama party with her hoity-toity friends.
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#372679 - 11/05/08 12:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Downstairs kicking it with Sparky and a few friends, sipping on some beers and watching Obama on television. My girlfriend was upstairs passed out.
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#372680 - 11/05/08 01:10 PM
Re: When Obama won, where were you?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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I was in class while my dad was hosting an election party at his condo. He texted me when they declared Obama won.
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#372682 - 11/05/08 02:33 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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I dont know if you'd really call it that. I just have some evening classes this quarter.
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#372687 - 11/06/08 12:01 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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I had my head in a toilet, vomiting. Did I mention I don't like that jug-eared half-nigga?
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#372688 - 11/06/08 12:39 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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eating lunch in the l.s. room, mine and my buddies private little hideaway. a bunch of schoolkids started chanting "obama obama" from the playground, it was quite surreal.. It was 1pm in japan.
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#372689 - 11/06/08 03:43 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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I was passed out drunk in bed. I woke up to learn that you guys had let a black guy into the white house. Go figure.
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