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#372617 - 11/04/08 08:37 PM Obama Death Pool
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Ok, who's up for a bet on the number of days from inaugeration until assassination? Pick a number. (If you think he won't make it to inauguration you can make it negative.)

As a tie breaker, guess the death toll in the subsequent race riots.

My pick: 180 days till assassination
75 Killed in riots.

(Dammit, someone already registered obamadeathpool.com)
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#372618 - 11/04/08 09:28 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
TheBillyvassi Offline
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
the bumbling psycho redneck morons couldnt even get their vote out

fucked if the clowns can pull off picking anyone off.


Plus as my father who used to do private security said to me yesterday ..."don't think this isnt like the world series of protection details for the secret service, those boys wont let anything through "
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#372619 - 11/04/08 10:06 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
real classy, Ivor.

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#372620 - 11/04/08 10:17 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
BlackPanther Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/05/08
Posts: 176
My pick: 563 days till assassination
33 Killed in riots.

* Unsuccessful attempts don't count btw*


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#372621 - 11/04/08 10:39 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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real classy, Ivor.



Mark, this is XXXPT. Classy just isn't what it's all about.
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#372622 - 11/05/08 07:11 AM Re: Obama Death Pool
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
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I wonder if the Secret Service, FBI scans the internet for this type of shit. I'm sure that if you post " I am going to kill President XYZ" often enough in different forums, you'll get a knock at your door soon. Ivor must be on someone's list now, as may XPT.
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#372623 - 11/05/08 07:24 AM Re: Obama Death Pool
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Shots will be fired at him but no hits.

No one has even gotten near the President with a gun since John Hinkley and the bullet that hit Reagan ricocheted off bullet proof glass.

I see Obama having a heart attack or stroke while in office, since he is a black man and a smoker and those two things equal heart disease.

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#372624 - 11/05/08 12:31 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
gonzo420 Online
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Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
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Ok, who's up for a bet on the number of days from inaugeration until assassination? Pick a number. (If you think he won't make it to inauguration you can make it negative.)

As a tie breaker, guess the death toll in the subsequent race riots.

My pick: 180 days till assassination
75 Killed in riots.

(Dammit, someone already registered obamadeathpool.com)



Just the nonchalant way you write such garbage, makes me literally want to throw up!

What's wrong? Are you upset that your 88yr old nominee just couldn't steal a win?

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#372625 - 11/05/08 01:03 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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real classy, Ivor.



Mark, this is XXXPT. Classy just isn't what it's all about.



Understood, JRV. I love most sick and twisted shit especially on XPT but I guess some things aren't funny to me. Old lady falling down in the crosswalk = funny. September 11 = not funny. Drug addicted PW's performing couch acrobatics = funny. Someone getting cancer = not funny. Dead pools with pop culture baffoons like Paris, Britney or Amy Winehouse = funny. The assassination of a president, who's not just a man but a figurehead and a collective conscious for the people he represents (regardless Bush, McCain, Obama, whoever) = not funny. Maybe I'm uptight.

Sad that Obama had to deliver a moving speech behind 3 inch thick armored glass, but one thing at a time I guess.


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#372626 - 11/05/08 01:08 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Each of the examples you gave = funny.
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#372627 - 11/05/08 01:46 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Despite the fact that he is a politician he seems like an okay guy to me. If he expires in office I hope it involves something freakish like getting hit by a meteorite or a chunk of satellite detritus.

I'll give it within 2 years and no people will die in riots because they will be too busy feeling shocked and amazed that someone died my meteor strike.

I'm talking about those real tiny ones that lose most of their mass in the atmosphere and hit earth when they are the size of a small rock.
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#372628 - 11/05/08 02:06 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
John Doe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
I don't like Obama in the least. But It has nothing to do with his being black. I'm fundamentally against most of what he stands for. (socialism) I don't predict his death in any way, nor do I wish for it to happen. I want to see him beaten in four years, but in the right way through a vote. A bullet would only serve to make him a martyr, and fuck up this country's future even more.

See you in 2012 Barak.



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#372629 - 11/05/08 03:25 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Stay in the UK, Ivor.

Reminisce about the long lost greatness of the British Empire. What have you got left? Northern Ireland? Nice.

The world admires America today, and looks to us for hope after hating us for the last 6 years.





Did you guys see the protective glass in front of the podium yesterday?

I won't pick a number, but I am scared for his life. The last 2 charismatic presidents we had were shot, Kennedy & Reagan. An inept group of white racists killed Lincoln.

I'm scared for him.

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#372630 - 11/05/08 04:32 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Quote:

Ok, who's up for a bet on the number of days from inaugeration until assassination? Pick a number. (If you think he won't make it to inauguration you can make it negative.)

As a tie breaker, guess the death toll in the subsequent race riots.

My pick: 180 days till assassination
75 Killed in riots.

(Dammit, someone already registered obamadeathpool.com)



Just the nonchalant way you write such garbage, makes me literally want to throw up!

What's wrong? Are you upset that your 88yr old nominee just couldn't steal a win?






And the ageist calls for the racist's head.
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#372631 - 11/05/08 04:34 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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The world admires America today, and looks to us for hope after hating us for the last 6 years.






Some of the world.

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#372632 - 11/05/08 06:09 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
I know it's hip to be cynical to the point of sadism here, but I don't think taking bets on the assassination of a president is cool or funny. I'd feel the same way if we were talking about McCain. Even Palin.




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#372633 - 11/05/08 07:14 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Actually killing a person who has become a symbol of hope and change is really an ineffective way to deal with them. He'll more than likely be the target of a very destructive scandal that kills his reputation before anyone comes close to taking his life.

In either potential scenario I'll LOL.
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#372634 - 11/05/08 07:18 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Exactly...

I contend that Clinton was our first black president.
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#372635 - 11/05/08 11:30 PM Re: Obama Death Pool
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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The world admires America today, and looks to us for hope after hating us for the last 6 years.






Some of the world.








I should have said the civilized world.

I hate radical Muslims. They just want to bring about the end of the world to get them and their ancestors to the promised soft green couches and virgins. Until the world ends, all those suicide bombers are just stuck buried in the ground.
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