For some reason Shtunkie [my name for the aforementioned moosejaw barbie] sent my very Democrat father a request for a campaign donation to the Republican party. We dropped it off in a mailbox on the way to vote.

He enclosed "go fuck yourself" and stuffed as much crap as he could into their self-addressed stamped envelop.

They're going to have to pay a premium because that thing will have to be hand stamped.