So let me try to understand. She says she has a fetish for people stealing her money, so she sez, "Hey, x, give me your bank routing number and I'll let you steal my money?"

In the annals of crime, this isn't the stupidest scam, but it's pretty close. I wonder if he has ever had it work before.

The last pro-bono work I did was back in January, suing a piece of shit lapsed Christian Fundamentalist named Michael Anderson. He was going around the country on a stolen checkbook, saying he worked for MTV. He put this amazing amount of time into it--for a payoff of maybe a couple hundred dollars each. It was stunning to me: for the amount of work it was to scam a few people of a couple hundred bucks, he could have actually gotten a job and made three times as much.

Anyway, he's in Riker's Island now (or was), exploring his bisexuality. I didn't put him there, he just had endless warrants from across the country and they finally caught up to him. His little wife down in Louisiana was in on it too.

The point of this long, rambling, discursive narrative is that the whole thing was/is probably being run by some dork who brings in his girlfriend to do the acting when necessary, like it was with this fuckhead. When I was younger, I loved to learn about scams that people did, but most of them are stupid, boring, and require a mark with a room-temperature IQ to work.