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#371843 - 10/31/08 03:03 PM Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Happy Halloween!!!!!









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#371844 - 10/31/08 03:18 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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#371845 - 10/31/08 03:23 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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You're too hot and clean to be a realistic or effective Winehouse. Sleep in your costume the entire weekend. Scratch that -- don't sleep. Don't bathe. The more rundown, haggard and dirty you look, the more you'll look just like her. That's what a real method actor would do. That's how you get authenticity. Commit.

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#371846 - 10/31/08 03:36 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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You are the hottest crackhead I've seen since Dani Woodward.
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#371847 - 10/31/08 03:54 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Nice pics, Gia! Pretty close, I must say.

@crucifixio: please go away!
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#371848 - 10/31/08 03:58 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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All in all, really impressive effort. I saw a few Amy's at a party last night and they were lame. The real Amy is prob impossible to match unless you went to perfectionist extremes by say sleeping under a truck for a week, growing out your underarm hair, and taking a few trips down some staircases face first not to mention all the chemical refreshments.

On a sidenote and at the risk of sounding like some ADT fanboy asshole, you don't seem to age.

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#371849 - 10/31/08 04:14 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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On a sidenote and at the risk of sounding like some ADT fanboy asshole, you don't seem to age.




I've noticed that also. She's not bad looking at all, but then factor in she's around 37/8 and damn...
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#371850 - 10/31/08 05:10 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Is this Lizzy Borden?

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#371851 - 10/31/08 05:13 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Vizzle will like this thread...
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#371852 - 10/31/08 05:33 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
XPT RIP Offline
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i just came.

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#371853 - 10/31/08 05:37 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Registered: 12/01/05
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Hahaha! Great costume. I love it.

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#371854 - 10/31/08 05:47 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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god you look great....just don't see the crack pipe and JD bottle.

Sorry to say i didn't cum this time.

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#371855 - 10/31/08 05:53 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Nice one G,but you're wearing make-up,and you look bathed so...

Here is Cindy Crawford as Wino.



And another.




Fuckin pics won't show...

pic one

pic two


Edited by Spunko (10/31/08 05:55 PM)
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#371856 - 10/31/08 06:01 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Cindy Crawford has a lot of fucking nerve mocking Amy. The only women that should be poking fun at Amy are the ones that aren't a total mess themselves. Cindy has no snark cred (to borrow Willie's term). What's next, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears going as Amy?

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#371857 - 10/31/08 06:10 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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god you look great....just don't see the crack pipe and JD bottle.

Sorry to say i didn't cum this time.




I bought a crackpipe yesterday. They sell them in my neighborhood next Pinkberry. If you add crack as a topping, does it negate the 50 calories from the small green tea yogurt?

Last night, I gave a bunch of strippers some sharpies while I was shooting Lizzie Borden's feature dance show at Spearmint Rhino. Soon, I was in a booth with 5 strippers drawing on me. Today, there are more details to come. This morning I just re-applied my make-up over the hair/make-up from last night. Let's call it cake-up. The Crackie of Camden would do the same. I saw Cindy's pics on Friday and I have to say she was spot on. Now that's some stiff competition.

May the most jankity Winehouse win.
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#371858 - 10/31/08 08:48 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Quote:

Nice pics, Gia! Pretty close, I must say.


@crucifixio: please go away!






on both counts.

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#371859 - 10/31/08 10:23 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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oh lawd!
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#371860 - 11/01/08 12:25 AM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
Fenris Offline
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You know Gia committed to the costume when she took a picture where she was eating Mcdonalds fries....

Did you actually eat the fries Gia?
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#371861 - 11/01/08 05:56 AM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Well done, the hair came out pretty good.

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#371862 - 11/01/08 01:53 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Halloween Night







BLAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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#371863 - 11/01/08 02:04 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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You just need whacking in the gob with a baseball bat for the finishing touches.

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#371864 - 11/01/08 03:40 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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#371865 - 11/02/08 08:26 AM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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NOW that's closer. You still look too sane though.
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#371866 - 11/02/08 06:23 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Halloween Night




Love the nip slip.

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#371867 - 11/02/08 11:26 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
MicahKays Offline
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Registered: 08/03/08
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Quote:

Quote:

god you look great....just don't see the crack pipe and JD bottle.

Sorry to say i didn't cum this time.




I bought a crackpipe yesterday. They sell them in my neighborhood next Pinkberry. If you add crack as a topping, does it negate the 50 calories from the small green tea yogurt?

Last night, I gave a bunch of strippers some sharpies while I was shooting Lizzie Borden's feature dance show at Spearmint Rhino. Soon, I was in a booth with 5 strippers drawing on me. Today, there are more details to come. This morning I just re-applied my make-up over the hair/make-up from last night. Let's call it cake-up. The Crackie of Camden would do the same. I saw Cindy's pics on Friday and I have to say she was spot on. Now that's some stiff competition.

May the most jankity Winehouse win.




saw the new pics with the pipe...nice.

really went all out ...

the pipe in your mouth my me cum....this time.

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#371868 - 11/02/08 11:36 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
gia jordan Offline
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Thanks, guys. I really had a good time that night. I love Halloween so much.
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#371869 - 11/02/08 11:43 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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at the cost of already breaking my new 1 post per thread rule, WTF is that piece of plastic taped on your stomach supposed to rep from Amy?

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#371870 - 11/02/08 11:51 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Thanks, guys. I really had a good time that night. I love Halloween so much.




i hate all holidays....4th of july is the only fun one,because i can hurt kids with fireworks and not go to jail.

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#371871 - 11/03/08 03:57 AM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Rantfield wrote:

Quote:

Love the nip slip.




Brownie points?
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#371872 - 11/03/08 05:43 AM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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at the cost of already breaking my new 1 post per thread rule, WTF is that piece of plastic taped on your stomach supposed to rep from Amy?




Colostomy Bag?

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#371873 - 11/03/08 08:28 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Registered: 09/07/04
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I love these pictures as Gia dressed up as Amy Winehouse. Girl, you hit it right on the tip of the crack pipe with that costume that's for damn sure. I was so flustered at the Heaven & Hell party that I didn't even realize what you were dressed up as??..It wasn't the Amy Winewhouse outfit was it??

xox

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#371874 - 11/03/08 08:42 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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#371875 - 11/03/08 08:43 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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I thought she was Jooana Angel.
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#371876 - 11/04/08 07:31 AM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Rantfield wrote:

Quote:

Love the nip slip.




Brownie points?


Yeah she's gonna pay my common charges this month, I just had to suck up.

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#371877 - 11/04/08 08:54 AM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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I thought she was Jooana Angel.




Funny thing is, so did I.

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#371878 - 11/04/08 09:52 AM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Quote:

Quote:

I thought she was Jooana Angel.




Funny thing is, so did I.






Jewish chicks make the worst Crackwhore/cokeslut/drugged_out bimbos. Only drug a jewish chick can pull off being an amoral selfish slut who sells her body and allows herself to be degraded for is Heroin. And even that is a stretch. The flip side is, Jewish whores who are clean and sober but do the nasty for $$ because they are either simply money motivated or totally nympho, they fucking ROCK>

Moral of the story: If you are a jewish chick with any kind of physical attractiveness, stay away from drugs. It just doesnt work for ya....

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#371879 - 11/04/08 01:29 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Quote:

I thought she was Jooana Angel.




In order for a Joana Angel costume to work you would also have to find someone willing to dress up as Ion McVagina.
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#371880 - 11/04/08 07:13 PM Re: Gia Jordan as Amy Winehouse!
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Gia's crack pipe courtesy from Wankus and Ryan Knox "Meth Depot"

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